Friday, February 28, 2014

mcDonald'S morninG


I'm not a good judge of age, but I'd guess her to be in her 70s.  Sitting at a small (for two) table by herself.  Beside her there's a table of 5 old people--they had to pull an extra chair up to accommodate their whole crew.  I get my breakfast (#2 meal) and go to a table just beside the table of five.  Take off my coat and sit down, open my Kindle to read, and then she is standing beside me.

"Excuse me, sir, before you get started.  Do you use your coffee coupon?"

"Coffee coupon?" I respond,  turning my coffee cup in my hand until I spot it.  I begin to peal it off.

"Yes, when you get five of them you get a free coffee, " she says, like she'd been hired by McDonald's to make customers aware of this fantastic perk.

"Well, here you go, then. Have a coffee coupon."

"Thank you," she says, and she shuffles back to her seat. She's wearing sweat pants.  Blue. Dark blue.

She sits down, and I steal a look over at her. She has a large coffee cup on her table, and she's eating something that looks like deconstructed hash browns.

She's up again a few seconds later, making her way across the room just as a man sits down in a booth.  "Excuse me, sir, do you use your coffee coupon?"

She scores again.

I see her approach other people:  a middle-aged couple (score), a single older woman (no) and another older woman who feels the need to explain that not only does she use the coupons, but that she has a box for them in her car.

"A box in your car, " the woman echoes, and shuffles back to her seat again.

I recognize myself in the last old woman. The need to explain.  The need to be believed, and the assumption that you're not, I guess.  To give details which verify the authenticity of what you've said.  Underneath that, I think, is compassion. The desire to let the other person know that you 're not dismissing them.  But it sounds pretty silly when you're listening to someone else do it

I tune in to the large group for a moment.

"Tell me what you're doing today.  I want to hear everybody's plans," a woman who at first looks much younger than the others at the table . . . but a closer look shows that it's just that she's dyed her hair . . . the rest of her is old . . . says.

One of the guys answers, "bank & buy bird seed."  Discussion ensues. Somewhere along the line the questioner contributes, "You know it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.  You ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?"  Eventually she mentions the movie. Then the conversation shifts to whether ot not George (apparently not present) is still losing weight.

The conversation shifts to other business, and one of the guys says, 
"We have a lot of priests running on hot air."  Then he tells a story, something about him sitting on the church organ.  Everyone laughs.

Then there's a discussion about exercise.  One guy makes reference to something --a poster?  I didn't catch it.  But he says, "I love that.   They show you how much you can't do anymore."  Everybody laughs.

The old lady packs up her trash, puts on her coat, and heads for the door.  I try to watch to see if she gets into a car, but I'm still sitting and I lose sight of her pretty quickly.

I don't think I'll ever forget her, though.






Monday, February 24, 2014

deuteronomY 25:11 - 12

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.



I read a commentary on these verses which said that the punishment was not meant to be taken literally--that, in fact, the woman would first be given a chance to pay a fine, and that only if she couldn't--or, presumably, wouldn't--pay the fine would her hand actually be cut off.  Much better, eh?  Thus sayeth the Lord.




I wonder what the fundamentalists do with this kind of thing.  The world was created in six 24 hour days, the world is 6,000 years old, Jesus died but got better, & if a woman tries to help her husband when he's fighting another man & grabs the other man's balls or dick she should pay a fine or have her hand cut off.  All good?




Cool.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

todaY

It will probably be today.  And I feel a great deal of sadness about that.  I've been with Harry for a fairly long time now . . . what, a year?  Is that all?  That doesn't seem possible.  Maybe it's two years.  Let's see . . . a quick dip into the My Orders section of My Account on Amazon reveals that I purchased The Redbreast, which was, at the time, the earliest Harry Hole novel available in the U.S. of A., for my Kindle Fire on December 20, 2012.  So actually a tad more than a year.  Seems like much longer, actually, because I have come to love Harry so much.  But I did tear through those books.  In fact, I got The Bat from Audible.com (for free--trial period thing--before the novel was actually available in English--on 12/31/12, and then bought Nemesis  January 9, 2013, again for KF, & The Devil's Star (for KF) September 17, 2013--following the Norwegian order of publication at this point.  (Check out the dates of publication below and you'll see how completely fucked the order of publication is for the U.S. A.  What's up with that?)  Then there's a bit of a gap in the purchase records, as I found Redeemer, The Snowman (or maybe not--I seem to have checked it out of the library on 12/21/2012, but I also seem to remember buying it; I may have purchased it ex post reado in order to be able to loan it out, though)The Leopard, & Phantom at Half-Price Books . . . and most (or all?) were on the cheap--hardback copies for a buck or two.  I gave a couple of these away to try to spread the word. (Now that I think on it, there's no way I went from January to September without a Harry Hole.  And the library check-out date or The Snowman is kind of curious, too. I am pretty sure that I red-lined through all of the novels in order up until Phantom, though.)   I pre-ordered Police from Amazon 'cause I was really jonesing at that point--no time to fuck around with the library or used copies, and got it on 10/15/2013.  And I also pre-ordered Cockroaches for my KF and got it 2/10/2014.  Which brings me back to where this started.  I am now 70% of the way through Cockroaches, and for the first time since I began there is no more Harry Hole available out there.  And I don't know if there will be an eleventh HH novel.  Police seemed like the end, actually.  There is still more Nesbo, which is okay, but I could use more Harry.  I've even read the first of the Fart Powder books (and bought the second and third, which I'll also read) in my attempts to fill the Harry void, but needless to say it's not the same.  

Sigh.

Norweigian publication order by title, American publication order by date:

The Bat  (2012)
Cockroaches  (2013)
The Redbreast  (2006)
Nemesis  (2008)
The Devil's Star  (2005)
Redeemer  (2009)
The Snowman  (2010)
The Leopard  (2011)
Phantom  (2012)
Police  (2013)

Sunday, February 9, 2014

plastiC farM



I've run across Plastic Farm before on Comixology, but never took much of a look at it.  This morning I noticed that there were several collections, though, and that impressed me.  Any comic book--web or print--which goes to three collected editions is something special.  In fact, it looks like Plastic Farm is coming up on 700 pages.  Pretty freakin' impressive.  And then as I was peeking inside a preview or two, I saw "Chapter 34: First, There is a Mountain."  (For the youngsters out there, this is the title of a Donovan song . . . one of my favorite Donovan songs.
And the issue was only 99 cents, so I went for it.  Started reading immediately . . . and was impressed.  The artwork reminds me a bit of Chester Brown--which is meant as a high compliment, as Chester is one of my all time favorite cartoonists.  If you haven't checked out his work, you should take a look.  I'm particularly fond of his adaptations of the gospels of Mark and Matthew (the latter unfinished, alas), but I have loved all of his work since I first encountered it in Yummy Fur #1
and have followed him through Underwater, Louis Riel, Paying For It, and even bought the collections of material I already had in the Yummy Fur comics.  He's that good.

But meanwhile, back in Plastic Farm, as noted I started reading right away, which is, I'm sorry to say, not my usual method.  Sometimes things sit for quite awhile before I get 'round to them.  I was interested pretty much right from the start of this issue.  A very strange, hallucinogenic little story.  And then I hit page 656, and there was a panel (then there was no panel, then there was) which pretty much sums up my life, you know?  In paraphrase, it goes like this: I am fully cognizant of the shit of this world, and I am not a fan of shit.  But shit can be transcended.  (And so I am still alive and kicking, and still trying to do some good in this world. Despite all of the shit.)

I decided I needed to have the original art to the page that contained that panel.
I've never bought original art before.  It's pretty expensive, and I don't have a whole hell of a lot of money.  Plus I've been trying to be extra thrifty lately so I can make a trip to Ireland.  But this was something I wanted to have.  Something that was important to me. I went online, and a few clicks later it was mine.  (I was surprised that no one had beaten me to the punch, actually.)

And now I am going to read the hell out of Plastic Farm, and when I finish the first volume I'm going to write it up and try for another Rain Taxi publication.  

If you're interested, Comixology has the whole run up to the current issue #23.  Amazon Kindle also has it, though I'm not a fan of their e-versions of comic books, as they are not nearly as pleasant to view as are Comixology's versions.  But wouldn't you rather have print versions, anyway?  Amazon has them, too. 


Do yourself a favor & buy 'em all.
And tell Rafer Roberts that Brother K. sent ya!