Monday, January 30, 2023
Comic Book Buy List
Wednesday, January 25, 2023
DDR: Sketches by Boz by Charles Dickens
Public Domain |
I wasn't sure that I wanted to take another break from The Novels at this point, but after finishing Dombey and Son I was pretty close to the halfway point on The Complete Dickens Project...17 1/2 of 36 volumes...and since 11 1/2 of the remaining volumes were novels, and only 7 were Not Novels, I thought it might be time to make some headway on "the lesser" books so that I wouldn't end up getting "stuck" at the end of the project with said The Lesser, having finished all of The Greater.
In the Introduction by Thea Holme, we're told that the publication of Dickens' first book, Sketches by Boz, was delayed by the artist, and--
"Its immediate success was almost immediately eclipsed; for some six weeks later the first number of The Pickwick Papers appeared." (VIII)
So another pair of Dr. Elliot Engel's Dickens Lies is exposed. In his admittedly fascinating lecture, "The Dickens Nobody Knows," Engel talks about how Sketches by Boz was such a flop that copies were stuffed onto the top shelves in bookstores, and that when famous artist Robert Seymour came to publishers Chapman and Hall with a book idea and wanted them to recommend an author, they despairingly looked heavenward and saw Dickens' name on Sketches and thus recommended him, then sought him out...which then led to Dickens' amazingly successful career.
Well. Clearly that's not what happened. Not only was Sketches not a flop, but clearly if The Pickwick Papers was published six weeks after it, it was already well underway long before Sketches appeared in print.
This is quite disconcerting for me. Not only did I enjoy Engel's lecture immensely (and purchased a dvd of him performing it from his website), I also used it in at least one of my classes back in the day. And it is just stuffed full of inaccuracies (a generous word--one might be tempted to say outright lies). I don't understand how Engels thought he could get away with this. I mean...he fooled me, for sure, but I never read anything about Dickens' life. There are lots of people who do. And he's a freakin' proFESSor. Why would he do this?
At any rate...I'm through with Engel, for sure.
Onward.
Volume I: xxiii + 393 pages; Volume II: iv + 414, total = 834 pages
Public Domain |
(1) Leviathan 63 days, 729 pages
(2) Stalingrad 27 days, 982 pages
(3) Life and Fate 26 days, 880 pages
(4) The Second World War 34 + 32 + 40 + 43 + 31 + 32 days = 212 days, 4,379 pages
(5) Baron Wenckheim's Homecoming 10 days, 572 pages
(6) The Great Bridge 25 days, 636 pages
(7) The Path Between the Seas 29 days, 698 pages
(8) Blake: Prophet Against Empire, 23 days, 523 pages
(9) Jerusalem 61 days, 1,266 pages
(10) Voice of the Fire 9 days, 320 pages
(11) The Fountainhead 15 days, 720 pages
(13) The Pacific Trilogy: The Conquering Tide 28 days, 656 pages
(14) The Pacific Trilogy: Twilight of the Gods 31 days, 944 pages
(16) Toward Jazz 18 days, 224 pages
(17) The Worlds of Jazz 13 days, 279 pages
(18) To Be or Not...to Bop 14 days, 571 pages
(19) Kind of Blue 4 days, 224 pages
(20) Kind of Blue: Miles Davis and his Masterpiece: 5 days, 256 pages
(21) Miles: The Autobiography 16 days, 445 pages
(21) A Love Supreme: The Story of John Coltrane's Signature Album: 8 days, 287 pages
(22) Ascension: John Coltrane and His Quest 8 days, 304 pages
(23) Living With Music: Ralph Ellison's Jazz Writings 11 days 325 pages
(25) Oliver Twist 16 days, 542 pages
(26) Nicholas Nickleby 27 days, 1,045 pages
(27) The Old Curiosity Shop 22 days, 753 pages
(28) Barnaby Rudge 24 days, 866 pages
(30) Martin Chuzzlewit 32 days, 1,045 pages
(31) American Notes 10 days, 324 pages
(32) Pictures From Italy 7 days, 211 pages
(33) Christmas Stories Volume I 10 days, 456 pages
(34) Christmas Stories Volume II 15 days, 472 pages
Saturday, January 7, 2023
Topical Mencken
Wednesday, January 4, 2023
Dickens Knows Sorrow
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
The Movie I Saw 2023
**** = Really good
*** = Worth seeing
** = A waste of time, but one or two good moments
* = Not worth your time
-0 = Less Than Zero: viewing this is likely to result in a dramatic loss of IQ points.
1. The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds (1972) I'd been thinking about this movie / play lately...even though it'd been 50 years or so since I'd first seen it. The truncated line, "My heart is full..." has often popped into my brain...that pitiful, mangled, cliched line which is all the failed mother can say at a critical moment in the action. Watching it this time was really hard, though. The unrelenting cruelty of the alcoholic mother was just so hard to push through. And the animal cruelty...well, if it had come earlier than the very end, I probably would have stopped watching. So not for the faint of heart, for sure, and I'm not sure it was worth the turmoil. The girl who played Matilda was brilliant, though. She's Nell Potts, daughter of Paul Newman (producer and director here) and Joanne Woodward (who plays the alcoholic mother). And get this: this was her second and final film. She went on to become an environmentalist and to found Newman's Own. ** 1/1/23
P.S. I checked all the usual platforms and couldn't find this movie, then went to YouTube and there it was, the whole shebang, and for free.
2. Just Mercy (2019) ***** This was at least my third viewing of this film, and it holds up well, losing none of the emotional impact. Michael B. Jordan is fantastic here, and Jamie Foxx, who vacillates between brilliance and absurdity in his roles more than any other actor I can think of (except, perhaps, Nicholas Cage), is Oscar worthy here, for sure. I don't know how anyone could watch this movie and still be in favor of the death penalty. 1/2/23
3. Matilda the Musical (2022) 1/5/22
4. Willow Season 1 (2022) *** Not a show I wanted to see, but Joe did, so.... And you know, it actually had some moments. Enough of them that I went back to watch the 1988 movie. And it was just awful. Unrelentingly so. 1/12/23
5. Willow (1988) * Just awful.
6. A Man Called Otto (2023) 1/13/23 Well, you know. Its Tom Hanks, so it was good. But I wanted it to be better. ***
7. Saving Mr. Banks (2013) 1/13/23 Because one Tom Banks movie a day just isn't enough. For Jacqueline. This was actually a great movie. I call it ****. And it's the first movie I really loved Collin Ferrell in. The man can hit some notes. Also, this movie made me want to read Mary Poppins...as well as watch the movie again, which I haven't done in about 50 years.
8. Straight Time (1978) *** Second time I've seen thisP forgotten Dustin Hoffman classic...first time being when it came out, in the theater, 45 years ago. It's a powerful film, and it holds up well. Hoffman manages to convince you that he is a dangerous person, and his anger is fearsome on the screen. There are also some great supporting bits from Harry Dean Stanton (who plays guitar and sings in one scene) and M. Emmet Walsh, who is amazingly obnoxious. Also, Gary Busey and Kathy Bates (in her first movie role) do fine jobs. Watching thus made me want to see more Dustin Hoffman movies asap. 1/14/23
9. The Devil and Daniel Johnstone (2005) **** Very strange and interesting movie. Appallingly honest at times. 1/15/23
10. Stand and Deliver (1988) *** Good, but not as goid as I remembered it being. For one thing because the teacher was kind of an asshole to the kids a lot of the time. For another because they went from gang bangers to dedicated students way too fast. It might be based on a true stiry, but it didn't ring true.1/16/23
11. Sphere (1998) As with the book, the first 1/3rd of this was actually pretty good, but it was a fast slide down hill from there, and by the end of it, nothing but a -0 rating would do. I'm stunned that such a great cast could gave been stuck in such a wretched movie. 1/20/23
12. Loan Wolves (2022) *****An astonishing documentary about student loan debt. Anyone opposed to Loan Forgiveness programs should watch this program so they can at least see what it is they are opposing... since it clearly isn't what they think it is. 1/21/23
13. Dombey and Son (1983) **** A five hour "movie" split up into 10 episodes...and a most excellent thing, I think. Granted that Episode 10 was a bit of a mess when compared to the book, as it squeezed several hundred pages' worth of material into 28 minutes and distorted and removed many key elements...but taken in and of itself, it actually brought the story to a satisfying conclusion which was not at odds with the philosophy of the novel. So yes, well worth seeing. 1/24/23
14. Shotgun Wedding (2023) ** Joe's choice. I'm not a Jennifer Lopez fan, but despite her, the movie's overall stupidity, and some surprising (and disconcerting) moments of violence, this movie wasn't all bad. I wouldn't want to pay to see it...though I did...but if you can catch it for free, it might be worth that.
15. Russian Doll Season 1 (2019) ***
16. Russian Doll Season 2 (2022) *** An interesting show, for sure, and I think it's worth watching, but that's at least due in part to the fact that I really love Natasha Lyonne. Thought there were some grave inconsistencies in the plot, though...and might write at greater length about that, so enough for here for now.
17. Summer Magic (1963) ** Not the greatest Disney movie, but hey, it's got Burl Ives...and he sings "The Ugly Bug Ball." Also features Jimmy Mathers, Jerry's little brother. Plus I got it for 25¢ (on VHS). Worked for me!
18. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) ** There were a few good moments in this two hour explosion-fest, but for the most part it was a big disappointment. Almost none of the charm of the first two movies remains here, as Marvel essentially turns Ant Man into a gigantic slug fest, whose primary purpose seems to be to introduce Kang the Conqueror to the Marvel Universe. In fact, any Marvel hero could have been put into this spot and served equally well. A shame...and for me, a complete waste of time and money. If you have to see it, go Redbox or Disney+. It's definitely not worth the big money at the theater. 2/17/23
19. Crossing Over (2009) ** Not a great movie, but Harrison Ford did a good job, and Alice Eve was lovely (not to mention topless a couple of times)...so that was worth doing. Especially since it was free on Freevee.
20. Only Two Can Play (1962) * Saw this because I happened upon the Kingsley Amis book it was based on and found the movie on YouTube. Interesting, in that it starred Peter Sellers...but he was pretty bad as the lecherous librarian. I was surprised that a movie from this time period would be centered on a married man attempting to have an affair with a married woman...and by the fact that the married woman (played by Mai Zetterling) 's butt was shown onscreen. That was about as thrilling as it got, though.
21. The Personal History of David Copperfield (2019) I thought the directing on this movie (by Armando Iannucci) was brilliant. So much so that I looked up Iannucci with the intention of watching more of his stuff...only to find that he only had four other films, and that I'd seen and liked one of them: The Death of Stalin (2017). So I guess I'll see if I can find the other three. Unfortunately the movie itself wasn't as good as the directing. It's worth seeing, for sure, but the diverse casting reeked of political correctness (and defied logic and probability), the changes in the plot (from the novel) were nonsensical as well as jarring, and at 119 minutes it was just too short. 3/15/23
22. The Last of Us (2023) *** Some episodes were good, some were too Walking Dead...and the whole thing was way too Mandalorian. I'd probably watch a second season if they make one, but I wouldn't die for the lack of it.
23. Poker Face (2023) *** As I said before, I really love Natasha Lyonne and this show had some great moments. But really...nobody could just "bump into" this many murders. Should have made her a homicide cop. That would've at least made it closer to possible. I actually subscribed to Peacock so I could watch this show...and I'm not sorry. But it could have been a lot better.
24. Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) ** Not good...though there actually were some good moments, and the Guest Star (not telling) was almost a nice surprise. (Saw a hint of it in a preview, alas. It would have been a bigger thrill if it'd been a complete surprise.) But you know, there's just so much WRONG with this whole concept. And what's this Justice Society stuff?
25. John Wick 4 (2023) Not my cup of tea at all...but there were some interesting touches here and there. Like the scene filmed from above as the fight moved from room to room. And the fight in the dance club where the Danvers were oblivious to the violence happening in front of them. Maybe worth a Redbox rental. 3/25/23
26. Plane (2023) *** An unprentious title for an unpretentious movie. And you know what? It was a very fast 107 minutes. And there was very little stupid That Couldn't Happen stuff. Maybe none, actually, though I don't know enough about planes to say for sure. But at any event, there was nothing which distracted me from the movie. Simple plot, great characters courtesy of Mike Colter and Gerard Butler, and pretty much non-stop action. Definitely worth doing.
27. Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) *** Not as good as I thought it would be based on the trailers, but at least mildly amusing throughout, and Chris Pine was more Chris Pine than he has ever been before.
28. Tulsa King Season 1 (2022) **** I wasn't even sure if I wanted to watch this, but I did and...Stallone is great! Not to mention pretty fuckin' funny. I unabashedly recommend this series...yet another bit of brilliance spinning out of the Taylor Sheridan Universe. That guy is gold so far as I can see (Mayor of Kingston, 1923).
29. Winter's Tale (2014) ** A bad movie with some good moments. Alas, not worth watching...despite some heavy star power--Colin Farrell, Jennifer Connelly, Russell Crowe, and Will Smith. 4/8/23
30. Derry Girls Season Three (2022) **** This show is so good, so funny. Plus a guest appearance by Liam Neeson in episode 1--and a cameo in episode 7. Even if you don't love Ireland, this show is great.
31. The Whale (2022) **** Not a great ending, but everything up until the last few minutes was pretty fuckin' great. And sad.
32. Following (1998) *** An interesting movie, for sure--it's the first full-length movie released by Christopher Nolan's but a puzzling one as well. It's a twisted, time-distorted tale shot in black and white, and I'm not certain about some of the derails of what happened.
33. Insomnia (2002) *** This was an.okay movie, but it did not seem like a Christopher Nolan movie at all. Very straightforward, no fucking around with time, just a linear story.
34. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 (2023) *** Reviews of this were not good, so my expectations were pretty low. And I can definitely understand why critics were so hard on the movie. There were several gaping plot holes. There was too much slam bang. But you know...there were also some dry touching moments, and more than a few laugh out louds. I also was amused by the fact that they kept me waiting through all of the credits to watch Star Lord eat cornflakes. Worth seeing at the theater.
35. Last Will. & Testament (2012) ***** Probably the best documentary I've seen on Edward de Vere as Shake-speare. And you can see it for free on Freevee. I can't imagine anyone watching this and waking away with at minimum doubts about the identification if Shake-speare with The Man From Stratford.
36. Peter Pan and Wendy (2023) I don't understand the Disney obsession with replacing perfectly good (and sometimes nigh perfect) cartoons with live action renditions...but clearly I'm in the minority on this, as the ones I've heard of have been quite successful. And, in fact, my kids claim to prefer the live action versions to the cartoons. But the ones I've seen have left me cold, and his one is no exception. And I'm willing to admit that part of that might be the Old Guy bent towards referencing my own youth. But there's more than thar, too. In The Jungle Book remake, for instance, they cut out many of the great songs which were at the heart of the story. And in Peter Pan and Wendy, I was very conscious of the fact that grown men were threatening and committing acts of violence against children...something which did not seem nearly as disturbing in cartoon form...because it lacked the bite of reality. ANYway...I thought thus movie was a complete waste of my time.
P.S. Just saw that Ever Gabo Anderson, who plays Wendy Darling, is Milla Jovovich's daughter. So there's that.
37. Passion Play (2010) I like Mickey Rourke, so there's that. And I like to look at Megan Fox, so there's that. And it was interesting to see Bill Murray playing a heavy. And that's about it, really. **
38. S.W.A.T. Season Six (2022-2023) I wouldn't watch this show if not for Joe, but that said, it's not bad. I get tired of Hondo's "smooth" shit sometimes, but for the most part it's compelling tv.
39. F.B.I. Season Five (2022-2023) See comments for S.W.A.T. -- minus the Hondo bit.
40. F.B.I. International Season Two (2022-2023) See comments for F.B.I. ...although Vinessa Vidotto is so hot that I might watch this one even without Joe.
41. F.B.I. Most Wanted Season Four (2022-2023) Yep.
42. The Son (2022) Very sad movie about suicide...and obviously based on A play, as that dialogue has that phony "I'm in a play" edge to it.
43. The King's Daughter (2022) No Alessandro Scarlatti, as there was in the novel (original title: The Moon and the Sun), and there were dozens of things wrong with this thing, but it kind of worked, actually. Would've been better with Scarlatti, of course. 5/29/23
44. Legion of Super-Heroes (2023) I was pretty excited to see this listing pop up on MAX...but it wasn't very good. Bad animation, huge plot holes in the story, and worst of all, A beloved classic LoS-H character was turned into a bad guy. Nope. 5/29/23
45. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) *** I thought the first hour of thus was brilliant, and the graphics remained there for the second hour, but the story turned into some soggy shit. Mostly chase scenes that just went on and on. And then there were some big-fucking-gantic plot holes...and to too it all off, we end on a cliffhanger. This would be a good movie to watch stoned...that way you could sink into the visuals and not be distracted by the failings of the writing. Note to self. 6/03/23
46. 65 (2023) Within the first ten minutes I had two thoughts about this movie: (1) why do so many (most? all?) Science fiction movies have to have spaceships flying through dense asteroid fields? Don't writers know anything about basic astronomy? (2) why do spaceship pilots always know how the fix their broken spaceships? Just once I'd like to see a pilot who didn't know shit about the mechanics if his ship...who relied on the space equivalent of AAA? After that, it was just straight downhill. A truly awful movie. 6/03/23
47. Bleak House (2005) ****
48. Fanny: The Right to Rock (2023) Kind of a terrible title, but a great documentary about an important band that was washed out if music history. ***** 6/11/23
49. Extraction 2 (2023) ** If you liked John Wick, you'll love this. I didn't like John Wick. 6/16/23
50. The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet (2013) **** A really good--possibly great--movie. I need to read that book asap. It made UT to my because tabke, so it's looming. 6/16/23 to 6/19/23
51. Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) ** Not as godawful as the first movie, but still...if you've read any science fiction of note, this is very old hat...and incredibly simplistic. Also, I do not like those attenuated figures at all. 6/17/23
52. The Flash (2023) *** Not as good as I wanted it to be, but pretty good...especially the first half and the last bit. The stupid extended fight scene stuff could have been pared down quite a bit, though, and made for a better movie. 6/18/23
53. Jesus Revolution (2023) I have to confess that I had no interest in this movie at all...it was Jacqueline's pick...and that I didn't watch every minute of it...but it was actually pretty good. It wasn't the namby pamby Christian thing that I imagined it would be. In fact, it was well worth seeing. At least a ***, and maybe a ****. 6/25/23
54. Marlowe (2022) Ah, Liam Neeson, you're way too old for this. And it was just sad seeing Jessica Lange in a bit part. The screenplay, co-written by Director Neil Jordan, William Monahan, and John Banville, bears most of the fault for the wretchedness of this movie, though. Improbable plot points and characterizations, and truly awful dialogue. (At one point A Bad Guy with an over the top Southern accent (we're talking Fioghorn Leghorn here) reads to Marlowe from Strunk and White's The Elements of Style. Mmm-hmmm.) I got this movie for free from Redbix, and still didn't come close to getting my money's worth. 6/26/23
55. Rosario + Vampire (2008) There's a lot of underwear shots and jiggling breasts, but there's a little more to it, too. I thought it was fun, and reckon that I'll have a look at Season 2 pretty soon.
56. The Name of the Rose (1986) Some flaws for sure, but still a pretty excellent movie. Now I've got to re-read the book. 7/2/23
57. The Worst Movie Ever! (2011) The title says it all, but (1) I've now seen the lowest grossing movie of all time (opening weekend, $11, total gross $25,000) and (2) I saw it for free on Internet Archive. So there's that. 7/3/23
58. Meg 2: The Trench (2023) Wow. I think this was even worse than the first one, hard as that is to believe.
59. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) Interesting visuals, but same old song and dance. Are these movies making any money at all?
60. Shrinking Season 1 (2023) A most excellent show. In fact, the first episode was so good that I decided to subscribe to AppleTV so that I could watch the rest of the season...though it helped that the second season of Foundation had just dropped.
61. Hidden Strike (2023) Jackie Chan and John Cenna...in a movie that is mostly in Chinese, and all bad.
62. Cities That Sing: Paris (2022) Good, and Renee Fleming was awesome and lovely, but as much as I enjoyed the singing, I could have used more City.
63. Gran Turismo (2024) Wasn't expecting much, but this was a great movie with some brilliant directorial moves.
64. The Equalizer 3 (2023) Believe it or not, and despite some truly horrifying violence, this was a good movie. I didn't even think about looking at my watch from the first scene to the last. That said, there's really nothing new here, and nothing that anybody needs, but if you just want to while away two hours, this is a good way to do it. 9/1/23
65. Quarterback (2023) A most excellent show which significantly increased my love for Patrick Mahomes and Kirk Cousins.
66. After Life Season One (2019) A very dark show at times, and the lead character does several things which are so awful that I almost stopped watching, but in the end I am glad that I hung in there, and I may even go on to Season Two. 9/7/23
67. The Batman (2022) Even better the second time around...and I liked it a lot the first time.
68. The Haunting of Venice (2023) A disappointing film. I wasn't all that keen on seeing it anyway (Joe's choice), which usually leads to better feelings due to low expectations. But not this time. For one thing, the filmography was distracting: "scary" angles which distracted because there was no reason for them, camera motions which were too fast and blurred the images. A waste of time and money. 9/16/23
69. The Creator (2023) Some serious plot holes, but I hardly noticed them because this movie just looked so darned good.
70. Paul McCartney in Red Square (2003) Quite a good concert, actually. And I like the way they wove interviews and other stuff in between the songs. Note to Paul's guitarist, Brian Ray: I slept with your girlfriend. (Actually true, unlikely as that seems.)
71. Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) Didn't work for me. Too staged, too lacking in spontaneity, too...lacking in heart. I did like the acoustic guitar song near the end, though. 10/14/23
72. Invasion Season 2 (2023) A most excellent show.
73. Silo (2023) There were some pretty immense flaws in this show, but despite that, I found this show to be very compelling. Here's hoping that there will be a second season. Finished 11/5/23
74. Loki Season 2 (2023) A confusing show, for sure, but at least the last episode had some laughs.
75. Arctic Void (2022) * Happens to me quite often: A movie starts, and I'm thinking, "Wow, this is SO good! I'm going to recommend this to everybody!" And then it slides downhill. This was a terrible movie...but it did start off well. And the scenery (glaciers mostly) was stunning. I also love deserted city stuff, and we had that. But it was still a waste of time, so avoid it if you can. 11/10/23
76. Goosebumps Season One (2023) This was better than I thought it would be (I've Goosebumped before, you see), and had some actually creepy moments. Not something I need any more of, but I didn't sleep through it.
77. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) An awful movie, and at 2 hours and 37 minutes, it just kept on giving. It was cruel, stupid, and absolutely worthless. 11/17/23
78. Barbarian (2022) A relatively low budget ($4 million) horror/thriller that was quite good...even though I'm averse to horror and had no interest in seeing this movie--ran across it and a glance turned into a watch.
79. No Hard Feelings (2023) A terrible movie. It's amazing that Jennifer Lawrence went from an amazing start (Winter's Bone ) to a piece of shit like this. 11/28/23
80. X: The Life and Times of Malcolm X (2023) Like most modern operas, this was more than a little bit screechy, and there was at least one questionable casting (Malcolm's mom and wife are played by the same person, which seems kind of icky)...but it's a moving story. Worth doing...even though my ticket was $21. 11/29/23
81. Black Ice (2022) A superb documentary about black ice hickey players. It still stuns me to see so many people being hateful to someone because if their race. But there it is. Should be required viewing. 12/1/23
82. Pitch Black (2000) A 33 year old Vin Diesel, a Radha Mitchell who looks and sounds like a young Jessica Lange, and a Cole Hauser who reminds me of Matthew McConaughey. Add some bad special effects and a soundtrack straight out of the 70s. And you know what? It's actually not that bad. Not Bad enough that I'm going to watch the next movie in the Riddick series. 12/8/23
83. Dark Fury (2004) Very short (35 minutes), but pretty entertaining if you can put up with the bad animation... which is occasionally interrupted by some very bad computer graphics. I'd give it *** 12/8/23
84. Losing the Race: Self-Sabotage in Black America (2000) ***** This is a recorded talk by John McWhorter, talking about his book Losing the Race: Self-Sabotage in Black America. I definitely want to know more about this fellow. 12/9/23
85. Click (2006) *** Some good things about this movie: (1) good message about not letting the important things in life get lost along the way, (2) Kate Beckinsale sure is pretty-- though I had a hard time believing she'd fall for Michael Newman), (3) Henry Winkler, (4) Christopher Walken, and (5) slow motion of Iryna Blokhina jogging. 12/9/23
86. For All Mankind Season One (2019) **** It took me awhile to get around to this show, and it took me longer than usual to make it through the ten episodes of the first season, but wow, this show really kicks ass. Heading for Season Two asap. 12/13/23
87. Wonka (2023) -0 The only good thing I can say about this movie is that it made me want to eat chocolate. Other than that, this was a painful experience, filled with stupidity and cruelty--like throwing a newborn baby down a laundry chute, if you can believe that. There were some songs; the new ones seemed bland to me, and the old ones were truncated...and much better done by Gene Wilder. This attempt to prequel Willy Wonka was a complete waste of my time...and a waste of $125 million. Not even worth a Redbox rental.
88. Leave the World Behind (2023) **** A pretty weird movie...which of course puts it right up my alley and straight into my galley. Impressive performances by Julia Roberts and Mahershala Ali and Ethan Hawke...and The Kids were pretty good, too. The ending was probably a big disappointment for most viewers...it hasn't received good reviews...but it worked for me. Netflix has it. 12/20/23.
89. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * I'll tell you what was lost here: two hours and about 25 bucks. Tediously long fight scebes, substandard special effects, horrific over the top "acting." Here's hoping James Gunn can bring some justice to the DC heroes when he takes over. 12/23/23
90. Rebel Moon (2023) ** Short version: what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party. Long version: coming soon to a blog near you. 12/24/23
91. Arrival (2016) ***** 3rd time around for this one, though it's been awhile...like 7 years. Still holds up and packs a he'll of A punch, though. Now I want to go re-read Ted Chiang's stories.
92. The Boys in the Boat (2023) **** Good, but it could've been great, and for me it was the director (George Clooney) who was the weak link. The constant act of focusing on an oarlock during the races, for instance, implying that it would break and ruin the race for the boys, was false tendion. And the boys were alk at least ten years too old for their parts. (The lead actor amongst them was 33!)
93. Polytechnique (2009) **** and possibly *****, but not for the faint if heart. It's about a school shooting. But it's amazing movie, and for me it was worth the trauma. 12/30/23
Sunday, January 1, 2023
The Book I Read 2023
**** = Really good.
*** = Worth reading.
** = A waste of time, but one or two good moments.
* = Not worth your time.
-0 = Less Than Zero: a book so bad that you actually lose several IQ points from the reading experience.
1. Mage: The Hero Discovered Volume I by Matt Wagner ** I think this is the first time I read most of these issues: this collection spans issues 1 - 8, and many moons ago I started reading the title with issue 6 (and continued through to 15, way back in those Comico days). And I enjoyed it, for sure...but the writing was stilted at times, and the art had more than a few of those awkward moments that never seem to have left Matt Wagner's work. Hoopla has the whole series (all three parts, that is), and I'm thinking I'll probably keep on reading. (I only made it four issues into The Hero Defined arc...no idea why.)
2. Jenny's Moonlight Adventure by Esther Averill *** Only 30 pages long, but hey, a book is a book. This one wasn't as much fun as my previous Jenny read, but I've got three more and I'm probably going to read all of them. How can I not read about the adventures of a black cat, after all.
3. Asimov's Mysteries by Isaac Asimov *** Still going on my Asimov kick--just reading 2 or 3 pages a day, but hitting in every day, and so have now put down 15 of his books in about three years. They've all been at least good. This collection, which includes Asimov's first published story ("Marooned Off Vesta," 1939), was an entertaining Baker's Dozen of tales. I wish that there had been a little more fore- and after word material--there was some, but it was pretty brief--as I often enjoy that as much or more than the stories themselves, but what there was of it was fun. And now...on to Nightfall and Other Stories. 1/6/23
4. Grammar for a Full Life: How the Ways We Shape a Sentence Can Limit or Enlarge Us by Lawrence Weinstein 12/7/22 to 1/7/22 Read this one at the urging of my #1π, who wanted to try out the Daily Devotional Reading approach (a few pages per day, every day). He enjoyed it, and we're already planning to start another book in a day or two. Which means I now have three every day books (Dickens, Asimov, and #1π) as well as six almost every day books (3 with #1Daughter, 3 with #2π). That's a lot.
Not 5: Upon finishing Ben Guterson's Winterhouse, I planned to go straight on through the rest of the trilogy, with The Secrets of Winterhouse next up. And I did start said book on 12/2/22...but I didn't get very far. I just ran out of steam. For one thing, it just seemed to be more of the same...same problems, same setting, hell, even the same villain. So I'm moving on, moving on, it's getting phony.
5. Cable/Deadpool Volume 1: If Looks Could Kill by Fabian Nicieza, Mark Brooks, and Patrick Zircher 1/7/23 Just felt in the mood for some Cable. It happens. This wasn't particularly good Cable...and both his and Deadpool's characters seemed off to me...but it wasn't bad, either. I'd say **. There was one little tribute bit that made me smile:
6. Dombey and Son Volume I by Charles Dickens 12/26/22 to 1/12/23
7. Sphere by Michael Crichton 1/8/23 to 1/12/23 For the first third of this book, I thought it was excellent. Then for the second third things got a bit strained. And from there to the end it was just awful. Clearly Crichton had no idea what to do with this story, so it devolved into cliche and nonsensicality once the set-up was complete. In fact, this book ended so badly that when I saw two Crichton books (Congo and State of Fear) at Goodwill today for 99¢ apiece I wasn't even tempted to pick them up. Sad.
8. The Secret Garden (Great Illustrated Classics) by Frances Hodgson Burnett, adapted by Malvina G. Vogel 12/26/22 to 1/19/23
9. Mage: The Hero Discovered Volume II by Matt Wagner ** That's about enough of that, I think. 1/21/23
10. Revenge of the Librarians by Tom Gauld 1/23/22 Kind of cute cartoons about books and the pandemic and stuff.
11. The Efficiency Expert by Edgar Rice Burroughs (11/28/22 to 1/23/23 ) This was the 79th ERB book that I read out loud to Joe. It's also the only ERB book that I only "read" via audiobook previously, so this was my first reading reading. And it was pretty stilted at times, and relied way too much on coincidences, but it was still pretty entertaining, and I enjoyed it quite a bit, actually.
12. Dombey and Son Volume II by Charles Dickens 1/12/23 to 1/24/23 The big turnaround / redemption at the end was a bit much, but still, I think this is my favorite Dickens so far.
13. Musical Tables by Billy Collins The first poetry book I've read in awhile...and by a poet I have liked quite a bit in the past. But this? It was mostly just silly shit. In fact, there was only one poem that I liked. Part of that, I suppose, is that Mr. Collins decided to write a book of very short poems...and let's just say that he's no haiku master. Part of it was his propensity to silliness and wordplay, which just didn't work for me. 1/25/23
14. Gender Queer: A Memoir by Maia Kobabe **** I had some problems with this book, but I think I'm going to write about them in greater detail elsewhere. For now, let's just say this this book made me feel great sympathy for people whose sexuality doesn't fit into a neat box, and I think that Maia was very brave in the way e portrayed The Struggle in this book. 1/25/23
15. A View From the Bridge by Arthur Miller. *** I've been Jonesing to read some pays, and Arthur Miller has been on my list of playwrights I wanted to jump onto, so when I saw a paperback of this one on the spinner rack at Half Price Books for a mere $1.99, I went for it. Read it pretty quickly and found it compelling....though it seemed rough around the edges and I thought the very brief (A page at mist) denouement was unsatisfying. But Eddie in SUCH an American: good-hearted, but full of shit. Violent, passionate, generous, selfish, envious, incestuous, impotent. If nothing else, it made me want to read more Arthur Miller. 1/27/23
P.S. And due to the munificence of the Louisville Free Public Library, I was able to find three volumes of the collected plays of Arthur Miller (Everyman's Library editions), and even as we speak, the first of these tomes is winging my way. This one includes All My Sons, Death of a Salesman, and The Crucible, so its pretty much the Greatest Hits package. News as it happens.
16, Sketches By Boz Volume I * The worst Dickens book I've read so far. I am not sure I have it in me to read Volume II right now.
17. The Story of Ruth by Isaac Asimov 1/21/23 to 2/7/23 *** An interesting book: it takes the complete text of Ruth, pulls it apart, and surrounds the parts with context and useful information. There were times when it felt a little "talky down," but it is written for kids, after all. Well worth doing, and I wish there were lots more of these.
18. The Iceman Cometh by Eugene O'Neill 2/8/23 **** Not the easiest play to read for various reasons, but it really pulled me along.
19. Rivers of London Volume 1: Body Work by Ben Aaronovitch, Andrew Cartmel, & Lee Sullivan *** I've been meaning to get around to this one for awhile now, so when I saw it on hoopla...and as a free loan, no less...I went for it. It was a quick read and not without moments of interest, but (1) seemed like the same old stuff I've read before more than once and (2) the art was pretty basic. So I don't know if I need any more of the series...though hoopla does have a lot more. Not as free loans, though.
20. Sketches by Boz by Charles Dickens * The worst Dickens book I've read thus far...and I would predict the worst of all IMHO. I really had to drag myself through most of this. It's trite, it's silly, it's a waste of time. Don't even bother to go there.
21. Apache Delivery Service by Matt Kindt and Tyler Jenkins ** Interesting, but more for the art than the story...and more for the covers than for the art. I guess there will be more trade paperback collections of this, but I won't be there for them. Glad I read it for free. Thanks, hoopla .
22. Milestone Compendium One by A Whole Lotta Folks **** Great comics, great project--I'm assuming they're going to do the full Milestone run since they've just published Compendium Two. If they don't, I'll be an unhappy camper. But anyway: quite the historically significant publication, too: 1,300 pages of comic books about heroes of color produced primarily by writers and artists of color. And really a bargain: you can get a copy for $40, which works out to about 3¢ a page. A regular comic book these days runs about 20¢ a page. The only drawback is that this is one heavy motherfucker. I usually lay on my back and put it on my chest to read. And it took a long time to work my way through it...but it was a pure, plum-pleasing pleasure.
23. David Copperfield Volume I by Charles Dickens 2/16/23 to 2/23/23 **** Ah, yes, this is the Charles Dickens I have known and loved. And as you can see, I tore through Volume I...523 pages (plus the intro stuff) in 8 days.
24. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (Great Illustrated Classics) by Mark Twain, adapted by Deidre S. Laiken. This is the 39th book that Joe read to me. 12/31/22 to 2/26/23
25. B.P.R.D.: Plague of Frogs, Volume 1 by Mike Mignola and a bunch of other folks, Guy Davis being the most noteworthy for me.
26. A First Bible Story Book by Mary Hoffman So Jacqueline and I are now reading three different versions of The Bible. That's a lot of Bible. 2/9/23 to 2/28/23
27. David Copperfield Volume II by Charles Dickens 2/24/23 to 3/8/23 Superb book!
28. Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver 3/1/23 to 3/8/23 This book really sucked ass! Don't bother with it! Even if it is Very Popular! Read some Dickens instead!
29. The Man-Eater by Edgar Rice Burroughs (1/26/23 to 3/12/23) This was the 80th ERB book that I read out loud to Joe. Sorry to say that I remember reading this book previously, and I thought it was a really bad book. Here's hoping that I get a better impression of it the second time through. And? I was actually thinking, "I was wrong, this isn't THAT bad," until the last few chapters, when a ton and a half of shit hit the fan. Impossible coincidence piled on top of impossible coincidence to make the reading pretty unpleasant. But I think Joe still liked it, especially since a lion mauled several bad guys at the end.
30. The Uncommercial Traveller by Charles Dickens, 3/9/23 to 3/20/23. I'm sorry to say that this is another Dickens book (along with Sketches by Boz, all of the Christmas Stories except for A Christmas Carol, and Martin Chuzzlewit--7 of the 21 1/2 volumes I've read so far--that I would suggest you skip if you would like the keep a sharp edge in your love for Dickens. The "stories" here are mostly trite and unamusing, and quite few if them seem pointless as well. Just sayin', sir.
31. Lessons You Can Learn From the Bible by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society 10/30/22 to 3/26/23 A Jehovah's witness book that Jacqueline got from a pair of them set up outside of the library.
32. A Child's History of England by Charles Dickens 3/20/23 to 3/30/23 A most excellent book.
33. Volume 1 by Jed MacKay and Ig Guara. *** Not a great comic book, but interesting enough for me to start Volume 2 when I finished it.
34. Reprinted Pieces by Charles Dickens 3/24/23 to 4/6/23 Not a good book and certainly not recommended, but there were a few pieces--including the last one, for which um grateful also at least there's that.
35. Hamlet, Protagonist Unbound: Being, Truth, Identity, and Reality in Hamlet--A literary-philosophical close reading of Hamlet, Drawing upon scholarship in the interdisciplinary field of literature and philosophy, and the history of ideas by David Wright
36. Nightfall and Other Stories by Isaac Asimov ** Sorry to say that this short story collection--which purportedly includes The Greatest Science Fiction Story Ever Written (though I beg to differ on that)--was more trial than joy for me. In fact, I'm glad to close the cover and move on. 4/12/23
37. Magic Volume 2 by Jed MacKay and Ig Guara *** I'm still more than a little bit confused by this comic book's there's obviously a huge backstory that I know nothing above I don't like the art style used on the interior pages, as it is very manga-ish without the charm of manga...but despite all of that, the story is growing on me. Think I'll go ahead and read Volume 3. 4/16/23
38. Old Testament, Orthodox Study Bible--published by Thomas Nelson, New King James Version 4/16/23
39. Magic Volume 3 by Jed MacKay and Ig Guara *** I'm starting to slip between the sheets of this book (finally). And yes, I believe that I shall have another volume (for free, courtesy of Hoopla). 4/17/23
40. Magic Volume 4 by Jed McKay and Ig Guara *** You know, I think I'd actually be willing to pay for this book. Which is a good thing if I want to continue, since this collection had issues 16 - 20, and the current issue is #25, and Volume 5 won't be ought until September 5th...and will cost $25. Fortunately, Hoopla has issues 21, 23, and 24, so with a maximum of two purchases I can get caught up. After that, though...it's fish with $5 per issue or cut bait. Time (and I) will tell. 4/17/23
Orthodox Study Bible--published by Thomas Nelson, New King James Version (Not sure when we started this--maybe in 2015--but we resumed reading 11/19/20) Started The New Testament 4/17/23.
Started 7/22/2020, stopped 11/27/2020--after we read page 120--and switched over to Beautiful Bible Stories by Patricia Summerlin Martin. The NIrV was a bit too hard...and not really all that interesting. Here's hoping that BBS is more to Joe's liking.