Camilo Ferreira Botelho Castelo-Branco

So as usual I found this fascinating feller completely by mistake.  It started with Mission: Impossible--Ghost Protocol.  (Not a bad little action flick, by the way.  I wonder why Tom Cruise has to get blown off of his feet in every one of those movies, though.)  One of the bad girls in the movie--Léa Seydoux--caught my eye.  

So I checked to see what other movies she'd been in.  There were quite a few, actually (considering she's only been alive since 1985):

2012L'enfant d'en haut
Louise

2012Farewell, My Queen
Sidonie Laborde

2011Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Sabine Moreau

2011Time Doesn't Stand Still (short)
Elle

2011Mysteries of Lisbon (TV mini-series)
Blanche de Montfort

– Blanche de Monfort (2011) … Blanche de Montfort

– O Conde de Santa Bárbara (2011)

– O Menino Sem Nome (2011)

2011Midnight in Paris
Gabrielle

2011Le roman de ma femme
Ève

2010Mysteries of Lisbon
Branca de Montfort

2010Roses à crédit (TV movie)
Marjoline

2010Petit tailleur (short)
Marie-Julie

2010Belle Épine
Prudence Friedmann

2010Robin Hood
Isabella of Angoulême

2010Traceless
Fleur

2009Going South
Léa

2009Lourdes
Maria

2009Inglourious Basterds
Charlotte LaPadite

2009Des illusions
La fille du métro

2008La belle personne
Junie

2008On War
Marie

2008Les vacances de Clémence (TV movie)
Jackie

2008Des poupées et des anges
Gisèle

200713 French Street
Jenny

2007The Last Mistress
Oliva

2006Mes copines
Aurore

Not many of these were easily available, though, so I finally bought La Belle Personne from Amazon.  It was a good movie, and Léa  was pretty ooh-la-la.

(In fact, Léa was a lot more ooh and even a lotter more la la,

but I'll leave you to find those pictures for yourself.  I'll just

say that it may renew your faith in a kind and benevolent 

God.)

So I decided I'd like to see more, but at the time the only other film I could find was Mysteries of Lisbon, but it was not available at the library or to rent, and Amazon wanted like $30 for it.  But I checked out some reviews and it actually looked like a very interesting movie.  Watched the trailer and liked what I saw--and I'm not just talking about Léa this time. Here, take a look and see for yourself:

Now tell the truth:  was that 2 minutes and 29 seconds well spent or what?

But $30.  So I hemmed and hawed.  Eventually I started reading a bit more about the movie, and finally noticed that it was based on a novel by a fellow I'd never heard of--

Camilo Ferreira Botelho Castelo-Branco.

Figuring that anyone with that many names had to be at least a little bit cool, I went to the Wiccans and found some very interesting stuff there.  For instance, this guy produced something like 260 books.  Minor stuff--to us--like he was born out of wedlock and became an orphan while he was still an infant.  That he began writing religious stuffs after he'd decided to become a priest.  That he soon said to hell with that and decided to become a writer.  That he was arrested twice--the first time for digging up the remains of his dead wife!  (Shades of Dante Gabriel Rosetti!)  The second arrest was for having an affair with a married woman.  (Wow--there actually used to be laws about that.)  That while he was in prison the second time he wrote some of his best work.  And that at the age of 65 he killed himself with a revolver . . . while sitting in his favorite rocking chair.  

Now THAT is a life.  

And then I went looking for his books.  None at the library.  Lots of them at the Kindle Store . . . about 135 of 'em . . . and every damn one of them in Portugese.  And so far as books . . .  so far I've found one book that was published in English.  One.  Jesus!  Maybe I should learn to speak Portugese.  Looks like there's work to be had.  

Needless to say I ordered the one book--

Carlota Angela: Romance Origina

--and it's due to arrive Wednesday, so I'll let you know how it goes ASAP.

I need to stop working.  I've got too much work to do.

ADDENDUM:  

So the book arrives . . . and it's in Portuguese.  So I send an email to Amazon and they apologize and send another copy--which they promise is in English--by super duper air mail and it arrives promptly but . . . it's in Portuguese.  So I email them again and they very nicely say sorry but essentially say fuck it, we give up.  So I'm still novel-less.  But I did order the movie of Mysteries of Lisbon, and I think I'm going to watch it tonight, so at least I'll get that close.  I'll let you know how it goes.