Here's a reasonable facsimile:
WELCOME TO AMERICA
NOW SPEAK ENGLISH.
Because that's what it's all about, right? If you want to be in our club, then you agree to our terms. And if you don't like it . . . tough shit. Hit the door, motherfucker.
And you're thinking, "Fucking Silverado driving conservative bastard," right?
Oddly enough, I just encountered the same attitude from the other side of the political fence. In this case, it was from a liberal who was suggesting that straight people had no business being at a gay pride parade, and that if they had to be there then they should keep their mouths shut and be as unobtrusive as possible. So as not to disturb the Gay Force. If you want to be in our club, then you agree to our terms. And if you don't like it . . . tough shit. Hit the door, motherfucker.
To quote my favorite philosopher, Jacqueline Michelle Kalb, "I'm sick of it and I'm sick of it."
I'm sick of conservatives who seem to hate everyone who is not in their club, and I'm sick of liberals who think that they're superior to everyone who is not in their club. I think they're all assholes. I also think that both of those groups are directly responsible for the rise of Donald Trump. By either being unreasonably hateful or by insisting that we cannot talk honestly about issues without being branded as hateful, both sides have allowed that mealy mouthed fucker the opportunity to tap into the vast reserves of anger that lie just beneath the topsoil of We, the People.
This probably won't end well.
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