I mean...really? A rooster? The Republicans get an elephant...an animal associated with power and a superb memory, and we get an animal associated with annoying everyone in the morning and fucking every female in the general area? What the hell is up with that?
I want to go on record for suggesting that the Kentucky DemocratIC Party switch over to a roaring bear. It's very Kentucky, it's fierce, and the open mouth is perfect to house a word balloon...maybe something like, "Don't fuck with me!" to parallel the old Gadsden flag (and reclaim it from those suckass Tea Party folks). Or if that's too much, maybe the milder, "Fuck with me at your own risk!"
And while I'm on the subject, I think that Amy McGrath (who didn't get my vote on this ballot, but who certainly will when she wins the primary and goes up against Bitch McConnell), would do a lot better if she'd knock off those stupid ass I'm Talking Like a Tough Guy In a Prison Movie commercials and just go to thirty seconds of footage of her flying a fighter jet and end with the words
Fuck Bitch McConnell
emblazoned across the screen.
Just sayin', sir.
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