Shakespeare For Trump

"Alas! how should you govern any kingdom,

That know not how to use ambassadors,

Nor how to be contented with one wife,

Nor how to use your brothers brotherly,

Nor how to study for the people's welfare,

Nor how to shroud yourself from enemies?"

Henry VI, Part 3

Act IV, Scene iii

Yowza, is that perfect or what? I'll bet King Edward IV had a buddy in Russia, too.