Monday, November 30, 2020

Fox & Friends & Jonathan Turley


I was doing my Morning Coffee Cruise the News--MSNBC, CNN, Fox and Friends--and there was an announcement on the latter that Jonathan Turley would be coming on to speak about Trump's election corruption charges after the break. Well, of course I had to see that. I waited out the commercials, bracing myself for the onslaught. And?

Surprise, surprise, surprise. Turley said that there was a gap between Trump's claims and the evidence, and that the irregularities which had been reported would not amount to enough to overturn the results in any state.

Did I wake up in an alternate universe or something?

(Rats, Sinking Ship.) 


 

Sunday, November 29, 2020

The Movie I Saw (Thrice): The New Mutants


I was not interested in seeing The New Mutants (2020) when it came out. For one thing, I'm not the kind of person who thinks going to a movie theater in the midst of a pandemic is a good idea. For another thing, the trailers made it look more like a horror movie than a superhero movie, and (with very few exceptions) I don't like horror movies. (Real life is scary enough for me, thank you.) And for one more thing, I was never a big fan of the New Mutants in their comic book form--though I do have the first issue and issues 18- 31 (the Bill Sienkiewicz Year), and am willing to give them to the highest tipper. Just sayin', sir.

But Joe, who was used to going to the theater every other week or so back when the world was still spinning around, was really aching for a new movie movie, so I checked the movie website until I found a showing where there was no one else in the theater, got out the masks, and off we went. I was pretty tense the whole time, but Joe and I remained the only occupants of the big room, and I slowly began to relax as the movie began. And much to my surprise, I was captivated pretty much from the get-go.

In fact, I'd have to say that the opening sequence for The New Mutants is one of the most compelling bits of footage I've ever seen. It's a wonderful blend of What The Hell Is Going On? and action, with a soupçon of pathos thrown in for good measure. And it never really stopped gripping me for the hour and a half which followed. Every character is vividly brought to life. I'm particularly fond of Anya Taylor-Joy's portrayal of Illyana Rasputin / Magik...and, in fact, didn't even realize that this was the same actor I'd just loved in Emma, because here she is so tough and bitchy. She even seems bigger. (A few weeks later I saw her in The Queen's Gambit, and once again I failed to recognize her until I looked into her IMDb credits to see what else she had done.) But Charlie Heaton's Sam Guthrie / Cannonball is also great...and Maisie Williams's Rahne Sinclair...and Blu Hunt's Dani Moonstar / Psyche / Mirage...and Henry Zaga's Roberto da Costa / Sunspot...and Alice Braga's Dr. Reyes...they all do excellent work here. Oh, and let's not forget Marilyn Manson, who turns in a good performance as well. (Heh heh. You're probably going to have to read the credits for that one, but I shit thee not.)

As for the plot, you continue to wonder What The Hell Is Going On? for most of the movie. And I like that. That slow slide as What You Think Might Be Going On turns into something else. Nice job on the writing, Josh Boone and Knate Lee. Josh Boone was also the director, and this was only his third time at bat, which makes me want to see the other things he's done. (In fact, his next gig, a mini-series based on The Stand by You-Know-Who, will be out in a minute, and it's actually going to make me subscribe to CBS All-Access.) 

So: good actors, good story. And when it came out at Redbox, I rented it and had another go. It was just as good as the first time. Maybe even better, because this time I actually knew who Anya Taylor-Joy was, so I was able to appreciate her work here even more. (The first time around I just thought she was a bad ass Russian bitch  --and I mean that in a good way.)

In fact, I enjoyed it so much that I then watched all of the Special Features...including the Commentary, so yes, I watched the whole movie a third time. Speaking of Special Features, here's what you get (and shouldn't miss):

Origins and Influences (7:27) Has some excellent interview footage, including a goodly amount of  Bill Sienkiewicz, Also a few "whilst filming" scenes which were very interesting.

Meet the New Mutants (7:16) More good.

Deleted Scenes (7 of them, total running time 10:52) Nothing essential, but hey, you've got eleven minutes to burn.

Director's Commentary. Believe it or not, this was the big one for me. I was expecting the usual stilted commentary from the director, maybe with a few revealing bits. But no, Josh Boone don't play that. In fact, he just calls Bill Sienkiewicz up and they chat for an hour and a half. They don't even talk about the scenes that are playing behind their conversation. Quite unexpected.

I think you have to go Blu-ray to get all of the extra goods, though, so go ahead and spend those extra 20¢ if you want the full treatment.

Friday, November 27, 2020

You like chess? Then you'll ♥️ these guys.

Like everybody else is America, I watched The Queen's Gambit on NETFLIX. (Short Version: it was great and Anya Taylor-Joy was brilliant, and after seeing her in Emma, The New Mutants, and now this, she has become one of my favorite actors. I mean...I didn't even know it was the same person at first.) And like a great many people, it made me want to play chess...which I haven't done in quite a few years. (I just read an NPR article in which the Director of Marketing at Goliath Games said sales of chess sets were up 1,048% at the end of October. As in a week after The Queen's Gambit was available.) And even though I don't live with anyone who is up for a game, my #1🌞 told me about a website where we could meet up and play.

It's https://lichess.org, and you can either set it up with someone you know and play them, play people you don't know by offering a challenge, or play against the computer. And oh...it's free.

I've done all three versions. I've enjoyed playing #1🌞...though he's a busy 🐝 and it usually takes several days to finish a game. He's also better than I am, so I really sweat these games out. I've tried playing against a person I didn't know...actually I did it by accident...but it ended up not being a very enjoyable experience. When it was clear that this other person was going to lose, s/he just quit playing...thus insuring that I couldn't finish the game. It was a bit frustrating. However...I sent a message to the Lichess Folks and lo and behold, the truculent opponent reappeared to finish the game. (I've since learned that you can put time limits on the play, which would make it impossible for someone to leave you hanging in this way.) So I might have another go at this at some point. But mostly I've played against the computer. It has its own frustrations, though. When I play against Level 2, I find it very difficult not to win. The computer regularly makes really stupid moves. Unfortunately, when I play against Level 3, I almost always get my ass soundly kicked. (I've beaten it twice...and I've played dozens of games.) So I do wish that the slope was a little more gradual there. But hey...did I mention that it's free?

And it looks like it's doing a brisk business. Whenever I check in, there are 25,000 to 50,000 games going on. Might be worth a peek.



Life and Fate Coda

Sent another email to the New York Review Books managing editor with a list of typographical errors I found in the NYRB edition of Life and Fate. (I'd actually read the first U.S. edition of the book, published in 1986, but I borrowed the NYRB edition published in 2006 and found (1) the errors were still there and (2) the page numbers were the same.) Heard back about a week later with a very brief thanks. So there's that.

Working for free here.




Sunday, November 22, 2020

The Second World War by Winston S. Churchill (6 volumes): Volume I The Gathering Storm


I decided that I wasn't ready to leave World War II behind yet, so I pushed Churchill's 6 volume The Second World War to the head of the Daily Devotional Reading queue. Amazon says it's 4,736 pages...but it's not the same edition, so I'm going to do a head count on mine. Speaking of which, I got this lovely thing for $9.99 + tax (at Half-Price Books, of course) some time ago, but the cheapest I saw online just now was $50 + $7.60 shipping (and probably some tax, too) for a raggedy looking set of hardbacks. And no box. (It's all 'bout that box, 'bout that box, no treble.) 

And our survey said: 

Volume I: 12 + 691 = 703 pages
Volume II: 10 + 650 = 660 pages
Volume III: 12 + 784 = 796 pages
Volume IV: 11 + 872 = 883 pages
Volume V: 12 + 638 = 650 pages
Volume VI: 11 + 676 = 687 pages

Total:                            4,379 pages

I only count actual reading pages (not the blank numbered pages at the front or the Index pages), so that probably accounts for the 357 page difference. 

So if I go 10 pages per day, that means this is going to take me about 1 1/4th years. Which is a long time, and more than a little bit daunting. And I say...hells yeah, let's go!



Day One (DDRD 1,117): November 22, 2020

I actually read the 12 introductory pages yesterday as I tried to decide if I was really up for this, and then I read the first ten pages of the book proper today. Churchill certainly has a lively and intelligent style, and I feel that this book is much more readable than other history tomes. (David Glantz's Stalingrad springs to mind....) So I'm already interested, especially as the premise seems to be that The Second World War should and need not have happened, that it was the all too predicable result of the Allies' stupidity at the end of World War I. (Churchill relates how when he was asked what this war should be named, he immediately said, "The Unnecessary War.") One thing that was a little off-putting: Churchill had previously written on the First World War in a 6 volume work entitled The World Crisis (1 1911–19142 1915;  3 1916–1918 (Part 1)4 1916–1918 (Part 2)5 The Aftermath6 The Eastern Front)...so of course I'm now thinking, "Maybe I should have read that first...." But I'm not going to go there. If this work really cooks my brain I'll think about it, but I am now officially on my way, so damn the torpedos.


Day Two (DDRD 1,118): November 23, 2020

Read to page 34 today. Not really meaning to up the ante, just wanted to finish the chapter I was on. Quite a few interesting things came up today. For instance...I didn't know that Woodrow Wilson had a debilitating stroke two years before the end of his presidency. Or that the allies sank lots of its battleships after WWI ended. 

And how's this for a This Sounds Like Trump & The Republican Party Thing:

"How the malice of the wicked was reinforced by the weakness of the virtuous; how the structure and habits of democratic States, unless they are welded into larger organisms, lack those elements of persistence and conviction which can alone give security to humble masses.... We shall see how the councils of prudence and restraint may become the prime agents of mortal danger; how the middle course adopted from desires for safety and a quiet life may be found to lead direct to the bulls-eye of disaster." (16)

Mmm-hmm.

Also, a classy little typographical element:


I like it.

And I thought I'd spotted a typo when I read the phrase "milliard-dollar," but lo and behold...

"mil·liard /milˈyärd/     noun      BRITISH

one thousand million (a term now largely superseded by billion)

So there you have it. Read Churchill and learn.

Churchill also has a little flash of a sense of humor every once in awhile, such as when he referred to the fact that Hungary, which had brought a Communist fellow to power briefly, then rid itself of him, by saying, "Hungary had recovered from her dose of Bela Kun." (14)

Later...

I've been feeling really lousy today...past few days, actually...so I decided to lay down for a bit, and then I went ahead and read another chapter (3), so went to page 46.

At one point in this chapter, Churchill is talking about Allied disarmament after World War I, and what he said re: that seems like good advice for today as well: "The redress of the grievances of the vanquished should precede the disarmament of the victors." I'm thinking of De-Fund the Police movements. Just sayin', sir.


Day Three (DDRD 1,119): November 24, 2020

Read to page 72...but still feeling a bit shitty, so I very well might be going prone in a bit, and if I do, this book will probably be coming with me.

Meanwhile...

Here's something to think about: according to Winston Churchill, fear of communism was a primary cause of the German people embracing Adolf Hitler. Now I'm thinking about all of the times I've heard people say that Trump had to be re-elected or else the U.S. would become a Communist nation. Coincidence...or something else?

Churchill referred to one of Hitler's early supports...Ernst Röhm...as sexually perverted (53). I immediately had the nauseous feeling that he meant that he was a homosexual (as opposed to being a dog or frog fucker). I Googled around and...yep. It upsets me when intelligent people make these kinds of statements. I know that Churchill was just speaking out of his own time, but I think that genius has the opportunity to see beyond its own time. 

And then there was this:

"...when we watch with surprise and distress the tumultuous insurgence of ferocity and war spirit, the pitiless ill-treatment of minorities, the denial of the normal protections of civilized society, the persecution of large numbers of individuals solely on the ground of race – when we see all that occurring in one of the most gifted, learned, and scientific and formidable nations in the world, one cannot help feeling glad that the fierce passions that are raging in Germany have not yet found any other outlet but upon themselves. (68)

Well. Just substitute the words "United States of America" for "Germany," right?

Also, we find out that in April of 1933, Churchill warned Parliament that allied disarmament at the same time as Germany was permitted to rearm would lead not only to disaster, but to war:  Surely shall we see ourselves within a measurable distance of the renewal of general European war." Alas, Parliament was not listening.

It already seems very clear that Churchill was not engaging in hyperbole when he made that reference to The Unnecessary War. In fact, it seems that every major Allied nation directly acted (or failed to act) in ways which ensured that a second world war would come to pass. 


Day Four (DDRD 1,120): November 25, 2020

Read to page 105.

"It is much better for parties or politicians to be turned out of office than to imperil the life of the nation." (101)

Yep.


Day Five (DDRD 1,121): 🦃November 26, 2020🦃

Read to page 126. 

Seems to me that two things are clear from The Gospel According to Winston Churchill: (1) when governments / people focus on the immediate and near-future benefit, they pretty much insure that the future will be fucked. (2) Most to all of the horrors in this world could be mitigated or avoided entirely if people in power would make it their first priority to seek to alleviate suffering. (Which, if you think about it, is really just another way of looking at (1), isn't it?)


Day Six (DDRD 1,122): November 27, 2020



The world kind of sucks right now, but I've got a cat, a sofa, and Winston Churchill, and that's enough for a few moments.

Read to page 147. Still astounded at how negligent the Allies were in terms of being aware of / prepared for the German threat...which was pretty obvious. (And not just in hindsight.)


Day Seven (DDRD 1,123): November 28, 2020

Somewhere...and I'm thinking that it was in one of Noam Chomsky's books...I read a reference to the "fact" that Winston Churchill was a racist and had made some awful comment on a par with "exterminate the brutes" with respect to African people. It cast a shadow over my thoughts about Churchill, and if not for his portrayal in several movies, which showed him as a brilliant fellow with a firm moral center, I doubt that I would have even picked up one of his books (much less six). Now I'm wondering if that was anywhere close to fair. I have nothing but love and respect for Noam Chomsky (assuming that I'm correct and that I did read it in one of his books), but it seems to me quite possible that there was more to the story than he revealed...for instance, that this was a comment Churchill made when he was young and stupid, or a comment he made with respect to a specific group of awful people. The doubt was cast by these words from The Second World War Volume 1:

"Mussolini's designs upon Abyssinia were unsuited to the ethics of the twentieth century. They belonged to those dark ages when white men felt themselves entitled to conquer yellow, brown, black, or red men, and subjugate them by their superior strength and weapons. In our enlightened days, when crimes and cruelties have been committed from which the savages of former times would have recoiled, or of which they would at least have been incapable, such conduct was at once obsolete and reprehensible." (148 to 149)


Read to page 160.


Day Eight (DDRD 1,124): November 29, 2020

Read to page 181. And...oh. Yep. Here, on page 171:


And this is a book first published in 1948, and in an edition printed in 1985 or 1986 (that's the best I could do...damned British books). And I just found out that kindle unlimited has this book...and, in fact, all six volumes of The Second World War...ready and waiting. And since I am currently a subscriber to ku, I had a look there...and in the RosettaBooks 2013 edition, this typo still stands. Hmpf. I don't think I have it in me to write another email, though, so I'll leave that to you.

This morning I was watching the news on CNN for a bit (since a bit is all I can stand these days), and caught a moment wherein Jon Meacham dropped a great Churchill quote: "...you can always count on the Americans to do the right thing--after they've exhausted every other possibility." 

Mmm-hmmm.


Day Nine (DDRD 1,125): November 30, 2020

Read to page 207. With Jet, of course. 


I suspect that not all cats are this fond of history.

In the course of today's reading...and yesterday's, too, for that matter...and possibly for some number of days prior to that...there was mention made of one Sir Samuel Hoare. I wanted to make a note of his name, because it reminded me that long ago when I was a student at Emmanuel Christian Day School, one of my peers was named Mark Hoare. Well, it was a Christian school and we were young and it was 1967-ish, so none of us thought anything of that, and we were frankly baffled when Mark announced that his family had decided to change his last name to Tipton. Those were different times indeed. When I'm reading and want to make a note of something, I usually get my phone out, dial up Facebook, and dictate a note to myself. I was a bit surprised when I dictated "Sir Samuel Hoare" and saw "Sir Samuel W****" appear on my screen. I immediately wondered what other words Facebook and / or Moto 5 was shielding me from, so I tried a few. I got 

s*** 
f*** 
cock 
p**** 
balls 
dammit 
&
c********** 

Interesting, no? 

On a more relevant note, Churchill talks about finding out that the Germans were spending 1000 million pounds Sterling per annum for war preparations in 1936, and how when he spoke of this to the government he was roundly pooh poohed for his concern. I wondered just how much money that was in U.S. terms, so I Googled and got this answer: 1,334,961,000.00 United States Dollars. But that's talking 2020 money. So I went to the Way Back Machine (actually the Measuring Worth website) and found out that it would be between  $19,700,000,000.00 to $337,000,000,000.00. Well, that's a pretty big range, but still...even at the LOW end, $20 billion is a number to be reckoned with. And at the high end...well, let's just say that it's about half of the projected 2021 U.S. defense budget...and we've got a population that's about nine times larger than 1936 Germany had. (Not to mention quite a bit more surface area...like almost 30 times as much--Germany 137,879 square miles, U.S.A. 3,677,649 square miles.) So yeah, you'd think that maybe the folks in Great Britain or France or even our very own U.S. of A. would have been concerned about that kind of expenditure by a country which had started some horrific shit up a couple of decades prior...and who were under sanctions not to build up their military power. There were a lot of reasons why no one responded to the obvious German threat, but clearly one of the reasons was because politicians didn't want to endanger their electability by seeming to be war mongers...since the populations of most countries had had quite enough war to last them for awhile, thank you very much.

Also, it's kind of funny how Churchill handles the word "sanctions." It's pretty clear that this was a new concept in his day, and he treats it with great care.


Day Ten (DDRD 1,126): December 1, 2020

Read to page 230.


Day Eleven (DDRD 1,127): December 2, 2020

Read to page 250. 


Day Twelve (DDRD 1,128): December 3, 2020

Read to page 270.

As we build up to the start of World War II, every page of this book shows how cowardice allowed Hitler to bluff his way into a position of virtually unassailable power. Sounds familiar. It's depressing to read...not because of the historical tragedy, but because it's so clear that we (Americans, at least) have learned nothing from this. Trump is still running roughshod over the nation...and the only people who have the power to stop him are such cowards that they just close their eyes and nod their heads. It really makes me sick.


Day Thirteen (DDRD 1,129): December 4, 2020

Read to page 291.


Day Fourteen (DDRD 1,130): December 5, 2020

Read to page 310.

This week the Corona Virus became the leading cause of death in the United States of America. Unemployment is on a par with that during the Great Depression. And my first ex-wife's aunt, who was a kind and gentle person who I loved, died. Sometimes reading a book about World War II seems exceedingly trivial. But...what else are you going to do, right? 


Day Fifteen (DDRD 1,131): December 6, 2020

Read to page 330.

On the last page of today's reading, Churchill gives a description of the Soviet politician Vyacheslav Molotov which is pretty high-larious. Check this out: he describes Molotov as having a "cannon-ball head," a "slab face," and sums it all up by observing, "I have never seen a human being who more perfectly represented the modern conception of a robot." (330)

Of course I had to Google around to find a picture. And?

Public Domain

Hmpf. Looks like a pretty normal human being to me. Still...great description, Sir Winston.

Oh, yeah, Winston also taught me another word: condonation.

noun
con·do·na·tion | \ ˌkän-də-ˈnā-shən  , -dō- \
: implied pardon of an offense by treating the offender as if it had not been committed
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/condonation

Thanks, Sir Winston.


Day Sixteen (DDRD 1,132): December 7, 2020

And speaking of World War II...today is the 79th Anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. I always think about Edgar Rice Burroughs when Pearl Harbor is mentioned. He wrote about playing tennis as the Japanese planes attacked...and how no one even knew it was an attack at first. He then became one of the oldest U.S. war correspondents during World War II. I wonder why there's never been a collection of his writings from this period of his life? I'd certainly buy it. For now, though, you can find a nice collection of these works online at https://www.erbzine.com/war/ if you're interested.


Read to page 350. Past the halfway point!





Day Seventeen (DDRD 1,133): December 8, 2020

Read to page 370. 

Check this out:

"If a government has no moral scruples it often seems to gain great advantages and liberties of action, but 'all comes out even at the end of the day, and all will come out yet more even when all the days are ended.'" (352)

Are you listening, Mr. Trump?


Day Eighteen (DDRD 1,134): December 9, 2020

Read to page 390.

Pat called last night and she asked what I was doing. I told her I was reading The Second World War by Winston Churchill, and told her a little bit about it, mentioning along the way that he'd been a pretty prolific writer. She said something along the lines of, "How did he manage to get so much writing done when he was Prime Minister, etc." I told her I didn't know (thinking about how little I manage to get done), and then quipped, "He did say that he took a nap every day. Maybe that's the key."

In today's twenty, Churchill talked in detail about his nap program. I copied the (rather hefty) paragraph and sent it to Pat. It's a bit too long to quote here, but suffice it to say that Churchill was a great believer in the power of the one hour afternoon nap, and credits his capacity to do a day and a half's worth of work in one day to this habit. Reminds me of Kabuki, wherein the titular character only slept four hours, then was active 8 hours, then repeated that cycle. She said that it allowed her to get two days into every one. I've never tried it, but I'm pretty sure (based on past experience of not sleeping well) that it would only insure that I was tired all the time...probably too tired to get much of anything done.

Also...a disconcerting bit. Churchill makes reference to some of the early naval losses incurred by Great Britain, and notes that 26 ships were sunk between September 3rd to the 30th (1939, of course). One of these ships was an aircraft carrier, and 500 sailors drowned as a result of just that one sining. Churchill makes a couple of references to these events, categorizing them as "acceptable" or "expected" losses. I'm sure that he was just trying to keep it real...and that he was trying to assuage the fears of the people to whom he was speaking...but still, that's some cold shit, man.




Day Nineteen (DDRD 1,135): December 10, 2020

Read to page 410.

Churchill sure does have an amazing vocabulary. He taught me another word in Today's Twenty:

lim·i·trophe | \ ˈli-mə-ˌtrōf  , -ˌtrȯf \: situated on a border or frontier : ADJACENT

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/limitrophe?fbclid=IwAR2x5Ekj_TNWhgAl4cfk_RvJBRdbsYnm4ALH__Psyk1AVPa6PR1Gq8Hwbyk

I was also surprised to see this witticism on page 403: 

"It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma."

(It's a reference to wondering what action the Soviet Union will take as World War II shudders into view.)

I've heard that phrase many a time, but would never have guessed that it came from Winston Churchill. 


Day Twenty (DDRD 1,136): December 11, 2020

Read to page 430.

On page 425 there is a reference to a Commander de Gaulle; presumably this is Charles de Gaulle, and if so then I suppose he wasn't all that famous at this point in time.

I checked the Index and there was an earlier reference to this so-called Commnder de Gaulle that apparently didn't make an impression on me at the time. I looked back, and it is kind of funny. It says, "It seemed that a Colonel de Gaulle had written a much-criticized book about the offensive power of modern armored vehicles." Funny because clearly Monsieur de Gaulle was not much known at the time Churchill wrote this book. De Gaulle's book, by the way, was The Army of the Future, and I found a copy on Amazon for $890. Yowza.

I couldn't let that go, so I poked around until I found a copy on AbeBooks for a mere $34.26 + $13.30 shipping. A regular fuckin' STEAL there. Along the way to finding this deal, I also ran across this lovely set of toy soldiers:


for $15.99 + Free Shipping. I the interest of maintaining complete honesty in this blog, I am going to have to say that there's something in me that REALly wants to buy this set. And play with it when there's no one around to see me at it. Sheesh. You think you're all grown up, and then you see a cool set of army men and it's all out the window.


Day Twenty-One (DDRD 1,137): December 12, 2020

Read to page 450.

You know, it's November 1939, and the Soviet Union is still butt buddies with Germany. I didn't know that it went down like that.


Day Twenty-Two (DDRD 1,138): 🕯December 13, 2020🕯

🎵St. Lucy's Day, St. Lucy's Day, December 13th is St. Lucy's Day.🎵

Which is a big deal when you have a daughter who converses with said saint every single day of her life. And yes, St. Lucy does answer. 

Read to page 464. A little less than my usual, but it was a busy day.

BTW, here's an interesting web site which gives some information about the disarmament which happened after World War I:

https://www.americanforeignrelations.com/A-D/Arms-Control-and-Disarmament-Between-the-world-wars-1919-1939.html


Day Twenty-Three (DDRD 1,139): December14, 2020

Read to page 484...but must confess that there were quite a few illustrations (of a naval battle).

Speaking of that naval battle...the German and British ships began to engage when they were 19,800 yards apart. That's (stops to do the math) 11.25 miles apart. In 1939. Holy shit! I'm impressed.

I was also impressed by this line, which I thought was pretty good advice: "...I expect you will find that change is the best kind of rest." (471)

And lastly (for newly), I was surprised to learn that Finland's role in World War II was a bit complicated. Here's what The Wikkans have to say about it (for the sake of the soul of wit):

"Finland participated in the Second World War initially in a defensive war against the Soviet Union, followed by another battle with the Soviet Union acting in concert with Nazi Germany and then finally fighting alongside the Allies against Nazi Germany. As relations with the Soviet Union changed during the war, Finland was placed in the situation of being for, then against and then for the overall interests of the Allied powers."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_during_World_War_II#

Sheesh. 

BTW, here's a Public Domain picture of Finnish soldiers doings War-y Things which I thought looked a lot like the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back:



Day Twenty-Four (DDRD 1,140): December15, 2020

Read to page 500.

Here are some things which I found interesting: 

The Molotov cocktail was invented by Finnish soldiers when they fought against the Russians in 1939. They successfully held off the superior Russian troops, and used the MTs against Russian tanks.

Also...

I like the little CandyCane incursions into Finland.




And check out the date of this letter: 81 years ago...almost to the day. I don't know why, but this makes the whole thing seem more real to me.



Day Twenty-Five (DDRD 1,141): December16, 2020

Read to page 520. 

One of the things which seems clear from this book (at least the first 500 pages of volume one) is that Hitler was enabled by the fact that so many leaders followed a "Maybe things will turn out okay if we wait and see" philosophy. It seems to me that this is very much like what has happened in America under Trump. His success has depended to a great extent upon people thinking he surely wouldn't do the things that he ended up doing...or not acting because they were afraid of making him angry. Which is also called "cowardice."

Did the British invent the tank as Churchill implied on page 502? (Calls Britain "the cradle of the tank in all its variants.") Let's see. Googling "Who invented the tank?" gave me the answer "Lancelot de Mole." Wikipedia tells me that "Lancelot Eldin 'Lance' de Mole CBE, (13 March 1880 – 6 May 1950) was an Australian engineer and inventor." Hmmm. Australian. But what about this CBE? And he did bring his idea for a tank to British authorities. So I guess Churchill is more or less right to make this claim. Could have thrown a bone to Australia, though.

I also finally remembered to write myself a note, "Look for book on war between Finland and the Soviet Union in 1939." Because for some reason Churchill's comments on that were pretty fascinating to me. And I found a few interesting looking prospects: 

The Winter War: The Soviet Attack on Finland, 1939-1940 by Eloise Engle and Lauri Paananen

Finland's War of Choice: The Untidy Coalition of a Democracy and a Dictatorship in World War II by Henrik O. Lunde

Stalin and the Soviet-Finnish War, 1939-1940 by E. N. Kulkov, Oleg Aleksandro Rzheshevskii, and Harold Shukman

The Winter War: Russia's Invasion of Finland, 1939-1940 by Robert Edwards

War of the White Death: Finland against the Soviet Union 1939-1940 by Bair Irincheev 

The Good News: two of these are available for Kindle. The Bad News: neither are on  kindle unlimited

The Good News: the Robert Edwards book is available at the Louisville Free Public Library. The Bad News: they've never heard of any of the other books. So looks like I'm going to give Mr. Edwards a shot. 

Also found that there was a movie about this war--Tuntematon sotilas (The Unknown Soldier) from 2017 which is available for a mere $2.99 from YouTube, so that might fit the ticket. The movie is based on a novel by Väinö Linna novel...which is available for Kindle, but not for free...and it's not at the library. So there you have it.

Also, I've been thinking about reading Jason Lutes' Berlin for a long time, but just recently stumbled upon it at the LFPL, ordered it up, and have been reading it for the past couple of days. Wasn't really thinking about it in context of World War II until this:


Churchill spent a fair amount of time talking about this very thing--how under the guise of a civilian airline program, Germany developed its fighter planes. Small world.

UPDATE: Just in case you need to know, Amazon also offers the Unknown Soldier movie...3 hours for $2.99. That might be what I'm doing tonight. 


Day Twenty-Six (DDRD 1,142): December17, 2020

Read to page 541. And it was an early morning reading (finished at 7:40), so it's possible I'll read a bit more...but I would like to take a chunk out of Berlin, too, so we'll see how that goes. One advantage that The Gathering Storm has is that it's a lot easier to read by the available light in my bedroom, whereas Berlin requires much stronger light...and I'll be banished to my bedroom for at least an hour today while the kids Zoom meet their friends from St. Mary's. 

Today's twenty hammered home the point about how the British Government delayed acting with specific details about how Churchill proposed mining a Norwegian harbor to cut off oil supplies to Germany...and it took 6 1/2 months for the government to actually carry out that action. In consequence, Germany took over the Norwegian ports despite British action.

There was also a horrific anecdote about a captain of a British naval vessel who was severely wounded in battle, losing both of his legs, and since he didn't want to demoralize his men he rolled himself off the ship and into the sea, where he drowned. Can you imagine that? I'm sorry to say that I can.

I'm also still pre-occupied with the movie I saw last night--The Unknown Soldier. I've found a sample of the book available via Google Books which I'm hoping to read (to see if I really need the book). I've also found a couple of interesting looking editions online, most of which are pretty expensive. The one that draws me the most is from Ace Books...and has a really great cover:


Pretty pricey item, though...I think between $35 and $50...so I can't really justify buying it...can I?


Day Twenty-Seven (DDRD 1,143): December18, 2020

Read to page 560.

"For Sweden the choice was a profitable neutrality or subjugation." (548)

Profitable because the were selling iron ore to Germany. I guess that's pretty much the name of the tune, isn't it? Questions of right and wrong are smothered by questions of what is profitable versus what is not. Of course, it's also worth noting that not everybody has the luxury of making hard distinctions between right and wrong.


Day Twenty-Eight (DDRD 1,144): December19, 2020

Read to page 580.

Another early morning read...this one starting around 4:30 am. (Bad 🐈.) Getting pretty close to the 100 Pages To Go mark, isn't it? I seem to have settled into a 20 page per day habit, which is good, I think. 

One thing that hit me today as I read about Churchill and government's plans to move into Sweden was the fact that clearly as they planned offensive actions, they had to calculate how many men would be lost. And then they had to decide if the losses were "acceptable." It's hard to imagine how anybody could make those decisions without losing h/is/er mind. I also thought about the soldier on the ground. He expects that his superiors are making their plans with him in mind...that they are sending him into situations where he can expect to survive...and that is probably not the case. It's pretty scary stuff, really. It makes life seem so fragile, so cheap.


Day Twenty-Nine (DDRD 1,145): December20, 2020

Read to page 604. And surprise, surprise, surprise...that's the end of the text for Volume I. I knew that Appendices were coming (since in the text Churchill would refer to Appendix this or that), but I hadn't peeked ahead, and didn't suspect that they would occupy so many pages. Which means that I might have made a strategic error, in that I now have 89 pages of Appendices to get through, and I don't know exactly what that means. If they're like long footnotes, it could be rough, and if that's the case I will certainly read them as they come up in the next volume. Details as they happen.

As for the text...in ended on a high note, for sure, with Churchill stepping in as Prime Minister (I'm assuming that that's no spoiler for anyone) and ready to take on the Axis powers as he takes charge of the Allied powers (which at this point in time does not include the U.S. of A.). 


Day Thirty (DDRD 1,146): December 21, 2020

Read to page 625...Appendices A through F. Some of them were kind of like long footnotes, as I feared, but for the most part it wasn't hard to pay attention to. The entries took various forms, including letters, charts, and maps. So I think it will be okay...though I will still try to read these as (if) they come up in the next volume.

Lesson learned.


Day Thirty-One (DDRD 1,147): December 22, 2020

Read to page 641. Mostly letters today...and pretty good ones, too. And btw...only 52 pages to go in Volume I. If I keep to my current pace, that means I'll finish up on Christmas Day. Sounds like a plan.


Day Thirty-Two (DDRD 1,148): December 23, 2020

Read to page 660. Here's an interesting thing:

There was a thing called White Rabbit No. 6...and later called Cultivator No. 6...and even later called something else. It was a 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁gigantic digging machine. Check this out:

"The machine in its final form weighed over a hundred tons, was seventy-seven feet long and eight feet high. This mammoth mole could cut in loam a trench five feet deep and seven and a half feet wide at half a mile an hour, involving the movement of eight thousand tons of soil." (645)

Shades of David Innes & Abner Perry! Apparently this was a very real plan which had gone into production when changes in the war (don't know what that means) rendered these machines useless after only a few smaller versions had been produced, and most of them (all but one) ended up being dismantled. Reference the whole thing, Churchill notes "I am responsible but impenitent." Ha! Here's a cool Public Domain picture of this monstrous thing:


In the course of today's twenty pages, I read the final appendix (R) which was a series of charts showing naval losses; then came First Lord's Minutes,  the text of which began on page 654. 

I'm getting closer to my ho-ome.


Day Thirty-Three (DDRD 1,149): December 24, 2020

Read to page 681. Looks like tomorrow is it, then, will a mere 12 pages left in this book. I'm actually looking forward to the second volume, too. In fact, I got caught up in this WWII stuff enough to watch the first episode of Band of Brothers, thinking that it was a documentary about the war. My disappointment in discovering (after a few interviews with guys who actually had fought in the war) that it was not a documentary was only eclipsed by my disappointment that I didn't think it was very good. For one thing, if you want someone to portray a hard ass Airborne Captain, then you sure as fuck don't get David Schwimmer to play the part. Don't know if I'll even go back for a second episode...though it does look like the series got a lot of accolades, so we'll see.



Day Thirty-Four (DDRD 1,150): 🎄🎁December 25, 2020🎁🎄

Read to page 693, aka The End. The end of the text, that is. The Index goes on to page 724.

There were several pretty funny comments in these last pages...which were entirely letters written to various officials. For instance, this bit:

"Now that we are not allowed to interfere with the Norwegian Corridor, would it not be possible to have one or two merchant ships of sufficient speed, specially strengthened in the bows and if possible equipped with a ram? These vessels would carry merchandise and travel up the Leads looking for German ore-ships or any other German merchant vessels, and then ram them by accident. This is only another development of the “Q” ship idea." (682)

Which is not to suggest that Churchill wasn't entirely serious in this proposal--as I think he was. But still...it's ha ha funny.

This was a most excellent book, and I'm looking forward to reading Volume II (Their Finest Hour). So much so that I might even start reading a bit of it today, since it's just me and Jet until this afternoon, and it's probably too cold to go for a walk outside today (16º with a "Feels Like" of 2º).

Before reading this morning I turned on CNN to do a news check-in, but it was too early (5-something am) for news, and there was a "Special Report" showing. 


I was about to turn it off and get to my reading when they started talking about how Woodrow Wilson caught the flu as he was taking part in the negotiations for Germany's surrender after their defeat in World War II. According to the people interviewed for the program, the flu altered Wilson's thinking dramatically, and when he went back to the negotiating table he stepped back from his previous position and allowed seriously punitive measures to be enacted against Germany. (So much so that he was quoted as saying that if he was a German he wouldn't have accepted the proposals.) And it then went on to say--as Churchill has done from the get-go in The Second World War--that it was in large part these punitive actions which made it possible for the Nazis to rise to power and thus caused the second World War. So that's how a microscopic parasite can alter the course of civilization. A humbling thought which reminds me of Tom Robbins' proposal in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues that human beings were invented by amoebas so that they could get from one place to another. (I think that's how it went. It's been awhile, and I really don't feel like looking it up. It's definitely close enough for rock 'n' roll.)

So...


Merry Christmas. See you on the other side of this.




DDR Day 1000 to Day 2000:

(1) Leviathan 63 days, 729 pages
(2) Stalingrad 27 days, 982 pages
(3) Life and Fate 26 days, 880 pages
(4) The Second World War __ days, 4,379 pages  Total: 6,970 pages...more than 1/2 of my first 1,000 DDR days

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Greenland Noir

So keeping in mind that Greenland has a total population of 56,000...and its largest (and capital) city (Nuuk) has a tad more than 18,000, which is about the size of St. Matthews, which is a pretty small part of Louisville (which is not exactly what you would call a Big City)...


...it's a bit surprising that there is such a thing as a Greenland Crime Novel, and at least slightly hilarious that you can actually refer to Greenland Noir. I mean...how much crime could there be in a place with such a small population? And how big would their police force be? I'm imagining three of four guys sitting around with their feet propped up on desks for most of the day. Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.

But I had stumbled upon an Iceland(population over 364,000) Noir book a little while back...the most excellent House of Evidence by Viktor Arnar Ingólfsson...and I guess that put me on the list for Very Cold Police Procedural Novels, because this 




popped up in my You Should Buy This feed.

And that cover...right? What a superb design job. Also, it was a mere 99¢, and after wolfing down the Amazon Free Preview, I was more than happy to slap that dollar bill down on the table. So to speak.

I was almost immediately entranced by the lead character,  David Maratse, who is apparently--despite the name--a native Greenlander. He is quite a change of pace from the usual Neo-Noir hero. For one thing, he can barely walk when we first meet him...due to injuries sustained in the case right before this one...about which we know very little, and about which I'm telling less, as I aim to be a No Spoilers kind of guy. For another thing, he has just been retired from the police force, and he is heading out for a quiet village (heh heh...like 18,000 wasn't quiet enough for him?) in order to hunt and fish. He's even trying to quit smoking. And unlike pretty much every cop / detective you've ever seen in the prow of a novel, he isn't an alcoholic. 

The Greenland setting is also pretty fascinating. I regularly find myself Googling things that are mentioned--not just towns, but buildings, statues, etcetera--which has the effect of making me really feel the environment much more intensely than pretty much any novel I've ever read. And that may be low balling it. It also makes me long for a movie version, because it would be quite a thrill ride. (And by the way, Michael Fassbender would be an excellent choice to play David Maratse...and he does have previous experience in playing a policeman in a very cold place--in the much maligned The Snowman, which I thought was pretty good, and which is currently available on hulu. And I would love to see Anya Taylor-Joy play Petra Jensen. After seeing her in The New Mutants, I know she could pull this off.)

Speaking of movies...I'm sorry to say that I don't get a good picture of the characters in the novel. In fact, I was at such a deficit in this regard that when I finally got a description of the aforementioned Petra (Piitalaat) Jensen, I was kind of startled to see that she was pretty obviously of Inuit descent.  And yes, the name and the knowledge that she was Greenlandic should have tipped me off earlier, but what can I say other than that it didn't? And to be honest, I'm still not sure about Maratse. But you know what? The pages of this book turn so quickly that it's not something I was aware of at all until after I'd finished the book, and it certainly was no stop to me. 

Speaking of the story...it is a murder mystery of sorts...not the kind where you figure things out, though, so I guess more of a police procedural, actually. I'm glad to say that despite some intense violence, I never got that "I must look away" feeling that I get from so many stories and movies and television shows these days...wherein the writers really do seem to be getting some kind of perverse pleasure out of manifesting disgusting scenes. No, Our Christoffer is made of much better stuff than that.

I purchased this book at 10:41 pm on October 30th. Four days later (as the crow flies), I had finished it. And just for context, I was reading a bit of 8 other books every day during this time. (Well, pretty much ALL of the time. Sometimes more. 3 with daughter, 3 with son, 1 with my Daily Devotional Reading program / regimen, and 1 for my daily dose of Isaac Asimov.) And usually a comic book or graphic novel or two as well. I think that tells you something about how compelling Christoffer Petersen's writing is.

And on November 3rd, I bought the second book in this Greenland Crime series: 



And again...isn't that just a superb cover? This one cost $2.99, but I didn't even have to think about that. And although I was a little unhappy with the Cliffhanger Ending (it was good, I just don't like cliffhangers), I burned through this one in a few days, too, and on November 9th it was time for



And not only another great cover, but a great title as well...taken from a line in Frankenstein, by the way. This one was a little rougher (violence-wise) than the previous two, as it pretty much had to be since the central action centered around torture (again, no details), but even with this Christoffer Petersen managed to evoke the horror of the action without turning into the cheap theatrics of horrific details. That takes some skill, for sure. And at the end of this one, there was a plot twist that I would never have seen coming, even though in The Real World that's the way it would have to happen. But you know, I can't remember another novel, story, movie, or tv show which took that twist. So more kudos to CP.

To summarize: Christoffer Petersen creates multiple characters you will care about and who seem very unique and real...including relatively minor characters. He comes up with plots which are exciting, take unexpected turns, and which make you turn those pages at a furious rate. And on top of that, he doesn't go for cheap shots...which gives me the impression of a man with a strong moral center, you know what I mean? That is certainly something which we could use more of these days. I can't help thinking about the contrast between Jo Nesbø's Harry Hole and Christoffer Petersen's David Maratse. I love Harry, for sure. And I've read all twelve of the novels which feature him. But after only one of the David Maratse novels, I cared much more about David, and he seems much more like a real person to me. 

Okay. That took me into the fourth novel in the series, Inside the Bear's Cage: Crime and Punishment in the Arctic. And I'll just say that that plot twist I alluded to earlier was followed to a logical conclusion, and that I am now hesitantly starting the last novel in the series, which is Whale Heart: Polar Politics and Persecution in the Arctic and Antarctic. "Hesitantly"? Yes...but only because this is the last book in the series, and I don't want it to end. The good news is that there are other stories about David Maratse, which I will be onto in the near future, and there are also stories about Petra Jensen which I am planning on getting into. I am having some trouble figuring out the overall chronology of all of this, but if I get a handle on it, an annotated bibliography will certainly be forthcoming.









Tuesday, November 10, 2020

It's my birthday, too, yeah.

 










Back then, this blog was entitled Seasoned in Hell...hence the reference to Rimbaud and the Tacked-On-Later
1. Fourteen years. That's a long time. A lot of writing, too...a lot more than is now visible. (As of this writing, there are 1,411 published entries and 3,208 in draft.) There have been many times when I thought I was through with this thing, but something always pulled me back to it. Part of it is, admittedly, my OC need to keep track of things. Part of it is the whole Message In A Bottle thing.

🍼1,411 of them.🍾

I realize that the 661,070 views I've accrued isn't shit when it comes to this big world, but it means a lot to me. It means that I'm not as alone as I often think that I am. As I usually think that I am. So thanks for the support, guys, gals, and non-binaries. I'm pretty sure that I don't have another 14 years in me what with this now creaky and malfunctioning heart (thanks, virus), but I think I'm going to keep going for at least a little while longer. You come, too?

Monday, November 9, 2020

I Am the Polish Army.

As a matter of fact, yes, I have decided to write exclusively about /bandcamp. Sorry, don't know how it happened, but I am in the process of adjusting my meds, so we'll see how it goes.

Meanwhile.../bandcamp has a little News Feed-y kind of thing which shows you what folks are purchasing in real time, and sometimes an image (the writing is too small for my old orbs to see as the feed slips by) will catch my eye. Like this one, for instance:


Yeah, I know. I'll get around to that.

ANYway, once I'd clicked on that enchanting image, an album came up with a song entitled "David Bowie." Well. You had me at Tank Top, but yes, I believe I will listen to a song named after one of my favorite people of all time. And you know what? I don't really know why this song is entitled "David Bowie," but it tickled my fancy. So I listened to the rest of the album, And it was quite good. Here, check it out yourself (for free!):





You get 8 songs here. 

"You Don't Know" weighs in a 3:33. Starts off with a haunting guitar riff and a mesmerizing vocal line courtesy of Emma DeCorsey, who is the writer and co-arranger on all of these songs. Goes there until about the one minute mark, when the drums and bass kick in. And then around the two minute mark a fierce lead guitar line enters the fray. Fierce not in the sense of dazzling speed...which frankly just irritates me most of the time, like a tv show version of a hacker who types super fast...but fierce in tone, which is a perfect counterpoint to the slightly distant tenor of the vocal line. Yep, this is a very good song.

Second up is the aforementioned "David Bowie" (3:44), which hits the ground running with full band. This song has a really big sound, and the chorus just makes me want to shout. Yeah, if you start your listening session with this one, you won't end with it. There's one line which I presume does refer to David Bowie: "And every time I want to listen to his last song I have to listen to her at the same time." I have no idea who "she" is, of course, but you know...that works for me. It's kind of personal without being revelatory, which leaves some room for my imagination to work it out. A bit later on there's a clever reference to Robert Johnson ("Robert, come meet me down at the crossroads? Time I sold myself to the Devil") which made me quite happy, too.

And then there's "Throat" (4:09), which definitely has an Alice in Chains feel to it...but I don't mean that in any kind of "derivative" way. Besides which, Alice in Chains (whom I love dearly) stole that sound from Metallica, anyway, so Glass Houses. There's a part in the song when Emma (may I call you Emma?) says, "Get your hands off of my throat" several times...and the effect is quite chilling. There's just no doubt that this is a reference to abuse inflicted on Emma herself. It's just that real. Which makes my heart ache, because I do not understand men who hurt women, and it fills my soul with fury.

"Dead Cat" (3:42) starts off with a line which is pretty funny, actually: "My boy fought a dog, and he went down like the cat he was." I have to admit that I don't know what this song is about, but it sounds great. According to David Fricke (Rolling Stone), this is "Soundgarden-like," but tbh, I don't know Soundgarden from Shinola; I'm just throwing it down here in case you know them. 

Then it's "Setup" (3:03), with an intro guitar riff that sounds a lot like "Put a Little Love in Your Heart" played on Jimi Hendrix's guitar. No, really. Back it up and listen to it again. See? Some truly strange lyrics here...like, "Mama she swears I don't need no man / But man, my nicest tits are going to waste." Um...what?  It was with this song that I realized that there's something Aimee Mann-ish about Emma's voice on occasion...a slight tendency towards nasality. And since Aimee Mann is one of my five favorite female singers (+ Shara Nova, Kate Bush, Nina Simone, & Gladys Knight, if you were wondering), that's meant as a Rah-Lee Big Compliment. But all these comparisons are only meant to give you a peek so that you'll be enticed into listening to...and hopefully buying, because Shake-speare GOT to get paid...this album. Emma and I Am the Polish Army have their own sound...otherwise not only would I not be buying it, I sure as hell wouldn't be trying to encourage YOU to buy it. Okay? Okay.

Ahem. "The Woods" (3:57) showed Emma's lower vocal range, which made for a nice change of pace. Other than some most excellent drums, though, this song didn't really make much of an impression on me yet. Admittedly it takes a while sometimes. For instance, speaking of David Bowie, I hated The Man Who Sold the World the first dozen times I listened to it. I remember how dismayed I felt that I had "wasted" my money on such a wretched album. Needless to say I have since changed my mind about that. So we'll see how it goes with "The Woods." 

"Gene" (3:45): one of the most interesting things about this song is the way that the lead guitar...which is kind of buried in the mix--but not in a BAD way...follows and amplifies the vocal line. I'm also almost always a sucker for the Everything Drops Out Except For The Vocals & The Drums, which is used to excellent effect here. And the double Emma vocals as the song rounds the clubhouse turn is such a good idea that I wish it would be a regular thing.

"My Old Man" (4:12) is both the title and closing song, and it hits hard. It's a song about a sexual predator, but it's not of the simplistic condemnation variety which leaves you with a hot knife edge of hatred for the predator and some vague feeling of closure. Near the end of the song, Emma sings, 

"...cut off from you I am dried up, done for, I am tearing myself screaming at the sky for taking you away from me, and so I'll need another predator to find me, be another version of how much I loathe myself and want to hurt myself for never being good enough for my real old man."

Which is just very frightening, isn't it? Again, I'm assuming that this song comes straight from lived experience, which might not be true...but it sure feels that way. And if that is so, it makes me think about how all of the unkindness in our world just swirls around our souls, how innocence is attenuated and becomes a permeable membrane, how toxic the traditional concept of masculinity can be, how much damage it can inflict. I don't know what to do about that other than try to see and contain the beast in me...which I think I have been successful in doing for 40 years of relationships. But to be honest, the reward for that has been that I've often been abused by women...to the point where I have now officially given up on all of that shit...so even that isn't as simple as you'd think it should be. Listening to this song just makes me wish that people could be better than people have ever been, I guess...to approximately quote Daniel Quinn's Ishmael. 

Which is a low note to end on, I know...but I will listen to this album many times, so I hope I haven't given the wrong impression. It's a serious piece of work, and I think the world is always in need of that. 

BTW, the total running time is 30:05, which seems kind of short for an album these days...but I have to tell you, it is totally worth it. Throw your money down. You won't be sorry.

P.S. And yes, I am quite aware of the irony that I was pulled towards this music because I was attracted to the sexuality of the cover picture, and I ended up talking about the horrors of sexual abuse. But that's part of the complexity of the issue, too, isn't it? If a woman uses her sexuality in an overt fashion, certainly that does not invite rape or any kind of aggression...but on the other hand, it does invite attention, doesn't it? The cover of this album could easily have been a different image. But to be honest, I doubt very much that I would have noticed this album if not for the sexuality of the cover. So...what?

I don't know. But I think you should give I Am the Polish Army a listen.