Misreadings

A long time ago, I was watching a reality tv show with my #1🌞. Whenever an "actor" came onscreen, a little label identifying her/him would appear stating name and profession. A guy came on, and #1🌞 looked at the label and said, "The Rapist?" 

It was "Therapist." And I've never thought of that word the same way since.

This morning a similar thing happened to me. I was watching FOX News, as I try to do on a regular basis. (Keeping abreast of the competition and all that.) And when I read this caption--

via Imgflip

I read, "Flawmakers." And since the story was discussing Republican lawmakers, I thought that that was entirely appropriate.