I had a little nip (one teaspoonful) of Delta 9 syrup yesterday. I've been experimenting with "dosage," as I've found that my "a sip" approach was not giving me enough control, and would often lead to four hours of such intense psychoactive action that all I could do was lie down and watch the show in my head. I didn't mind that, but I wanted the option of a lighter touch. So I started using a 1/4th teaspoon measure.
I eventually found that 3/4ths of a teaspoon was good, but a bit light, so yesterday I upped it to a full teaspoon.
20 minutes after ingestion, I started feeling a little tingly. But it wasn't TOO intense, so I was able to continue reading without any problem. (It was impossible to read--or even watch TV--during the "sip" trials. There was just too much action going on in the frontal lobes. It was like trying to read / watch tv by strobe light. With a heavy metal orchestra. And naked dancing girls. And super-amplified monkey shrieks. And...well, you get the picture.)
And just as I was thinking, "This is a good dose"... about an hour in...a big wave hit me, and I went under. Fortunately I found that I could breathe down there. And I was even able to more or less watch tv.
A commercial came on. It was the Tool Time sidekick guy, Richard something-or-other. He was being all Confident and Macho-light, and I found that more amusing than I normally would. And as he droned on about whatever, I suddenly imagined that he stopped in mid-tirade, looked dead at the camera, and said, with a sparkle in his eyes, "But I like to eat my wife's pussy!" And then he went back to his commercial spiel without missing a beat.
Childish, I know, but in my elevated state of consciousness, I found it hilarious, and I laughed so hard that I cried. And after I finally got myself back together, I did an instant replay in my head and started laughing again.
This went on for quite some time.
Actually...I'm having a little chuckle at it right now.
Try Delta 9: for a GOOD LAUGH.
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