Wednesday, July 31, 2024

DDR: The Light Eaters by Zoë Schlanger

 

https://qz.com/1327183/this-teeny-tiny-fern-may-hold-a-key-to-lowering-global-temperatures


Day 1 (DDRD 2,465) July 31, 2024 

Read to page 48.

I was planning on going back to the T.H. Huxley essays after my Hal Clement mission, but then this


arrived in my library holds, and (1) I remembered how interested I'd been in this book when I heard an NPR interview with Zoë Schlanger, and (2) I said to my Self, "Self, don't you see that this book is going to sit on your shelf unread until the renewals run out, and then youre going to return it, hyman intact?"

And I had to admit that I had me there. So I thought, "What if I make this my next DDR?

So I did. 

290 total pages, so not a major commitment. But even though I found the subject matter very interesting, it only took a page or two for me to realize that I was not fond of Zoë Schlanger's writing style. She's way too inclined to purple her prose, and occasionally makes odd & off-putting syntactical choices. But I pushed through that, not being anxious to throw in the trowel.

Happened upon some interesting new (for me) words, such as


In biological phylogenetics, a clade (from Ancient Greek κλάδος (kládos) 'branch'), also known as a monophyletic group or natural group,[1] is a grouping of organisms that are monophyletic – that is, composed of a common ancestor and all its lineal descendants – on a phylogenetic tree.[2] In the taxonomical literature, sometimes the Latin form cladus (plural cladi) is used rather than the English form.[citation needed] Clades are the fundamental unit of cladistics, a modern approach to taxonomy adopted by most biological fields.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clade



And there were some decidedly intriguing sentences and phrases, such as "...ferns can remotely interfere with other ferns' sperm." (13) 

And I was delightedly surprised to discover that there's no escape from Thomas Henry Huxley:




And so I read on while my granddaughter napped.


Mention was made on pages 42 and 43 of perusing old botanical texts. One is the work of Charles Germain de Saint Aubin, who "began the book as a teenager in 1721, painting one page at a time, and adding to it until he died in 1786." (43) Can you imagine that kind of perseverance? Here's a sample of his work:


Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beau-ti-ful.So I ended up reading to page 48...plus several pages of footnotes. Not a bad first day.

Day 2 (DDRD 2,466) August 1, 2024

Read to page ? Dunno. Definitely past 78, the goal for today. But my power went out and I read by waning sunlight until I lost consciousness. But tomorrow I'll read to at least 108. Deal? Deal.

Here's a small example of what irritates me about Schlanger's prose style: as she steps off the porch in the early morning, she says that she "ankled out like a deer...." (53) My first thought was, "That's an awkward phrase...and it gives me no image whatsoever." Not to mention that ankle is exclusively a noun. But I decided to check myself on that, and lo and behold, according to the OED, ankled was a verb form.


OED also supplied this information:
How common is the adjective ankled?
Fewer than 0.01 occurrences per million words in modern written English.

Not sure where the "adjective" bit came from, but it's pretty clear that I'm not the only one unfamiliar with the phrase "ankled out."

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it just strikes me as overly cute and more than a bit pretentious. It chaffes my butt a bit.
Another bit of "style" that irritated me: "But at that point, plant behavior was emaciated of funding yet again." (86)



Day 3 (DDRD 2,467) August 2, 2024 

Read to page 108.

BTW, last night when I abandoned my house (which was emaciated of electricity), I walked to my sister's house to charge my phone and soak up a little air conditioning. (My house was also emaciated of cool air.)  While waiting, and so as not to disturb sis, who was watching something about a prison break on Netflix, I borrowed one of her books (passed on to her by my mom), Isaac Asimov's The New Intelligent Man's Guide to Science. I started reading the Forward by Someone Whose Name I've Since Forgotten...oh, wait a minute, I forgot that it's the 21st Century. Google, Google, toil and troobles.... Ahem. I started reading to Forward by George W Beadle, a Nobel Prize winner. And you'll never guess who Mr. Beadle mentioned in his Forward. Yep, Thomas Henry Huxley. So okay, universe, I can take a hint. After I finish this plant book, it's back to THH. Thanks for letting me know.



Day 4 (DDRD 2,468) August 3, 2024 

Read to page 140.


Ok, OK. Enough already.



Day 5 (DDRD 2,469) August 4, 2024 

Read to page 170.

Footnote on page 156 states "about 44 percent of all farm workers are poisoned by pesticides every year."  The text itself on this page notes that "as many as 11,000 farm workers are fatally poisoned by pesticides each year, and another 385 million are severely poisoned but don't die, to say nothing of the birth defects, breathing disorders, and other long term health impacts of constant exposure to the stuff."

Come to think of it...there are a lot of significant lessons to be drawn from this book: on how we view migrant workers (see above), on sexuality (some plants can change their sexuality, others have both sexes, etc.), on interconnectedness and interdependence, on respect for those not of the same species as Pozzo. It's all here in this book about plants. Though I still wish an editor had taken a lint roller to Schlanger's prose.



Day 6 (DDRD 2,470) August 5, 2024 

Read to page 209. 

Speaking of Schlanger's prose...

"I STEPPED OFF my long flight to Santiago, Chile, and boarded the second for the last leg of the trip." (174)

A simple sentence, but its just a bit awkward to me. For one thing, you step off your airplane, not your FLIGHT. For another thing, she boarded the second PLANE for the last leg of the trip. Small stuff, for sure, but it strikes me as either clumsy or, even worse, affected. 

And  ¡Ta Da! Rupert Sheldrake & His Morphogenic Field takes the stage for a quick bow.  That would be an interesting follow-up to this book, but no, I don't want to be haunted by the Ghost of T. H. Huxley Past any more. Sorry, Rupert. Maybe another time.

(HowEVER...I would be remiss if I didn't note that a book Mr. Sheldrake wrote with theologian Matthew Fox, The Physics of Angels, is available for free here: 



Day 7 (DDRD 2,471) August 6, 2024 

Read to page 240.

 "Sunflowers are known allelopathics, meaning that they will secrete chemicals into the soil when resources are low to stop the germination of seedlings of other plants. As such, sunflowers are often good guards against invading weeds in garden patches." (211)

"Our environment...is inextricable from who we become, and who our children become." (The Light Eaters, 219)



Day 8 (DDRD 2,472) August 7, 2024 

Read to page 290, The End. My lack of love for Schlanger's style really became problematic in the last 20 pages or so thus book. She became strident and repetitive...just like a run of the mill propagandist. She even slipped into a "I am saved, you are damned" * moment:

"I've stepped beyond that gate. I have faith that others can too." (256)

Well. 

So all in all an interesting book, but it took me some effort not to be dissuaded from finishing it because of the writer. I think it was worth hanging in there, but I'm anxious to read more on the subject of plants from someone else...like Merlin Sheldrake, maybe.





Tuesday, July 30, 2024

My Cats

 

Burl Ives (White Christmas Cat) & Jet (Black Halloween Cat)

Aka
Yin & Yang

Saturday, July 27, 2024

In the Denny's Parking Lot

 


Sometimes it be like that.

Friday, July 19, 2024

Just sayin'.

Proverbs 19:5 (King James Version)

"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape."


Whaddaya say, Bible Thumpers?

Monday, July 15, 2024

Neil Young, CDs, and Vinylish Things

I've been buying vinyl records for a very long time. Just a hair shy of fifty years. My first purchase was a 3 for something...probably a dollar...and included a knock-off version of the Shaft soundtrack by...I shit thee not...Soul Mann and the Brothers. No, REALly. Here, hang on for a minute. Ah. Thus:


I wish I still had that one, but I'm not about to pay the big bucks they want for it on eBay. Anyway, the second item in that first vinyl buy session was Silver Throat: Bill Cosby Sings. Yeah, but how were we supposed to know that in 1975? And get this: I still have that record. As for the third...no idea. 

And I continued to buy vinyl, even though I also amassed a huge CD collection. 

Lately I've started going out of my way to buy vinyl versions of the music I really wanted, even though it cost at least twice as much as CDs...and thrice as much as downloads. I felt like I was supporting QUALITY

And then I read this:

Neil Young dismisses vinyl revival as a 'fashion statement'

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/feb/03/neil-young-dismisses-vinyl-revival-as-a-fashion-statement

And when I did a little Googling to check on what Mr. Young was singing about, I found out that he was right. It's all just CDs on vinyl now.

Fuck.

And I was just about to lay down $30+ for The Felice Brothers' Valley of Abandoned Songs. 

Fuck.

P.S. Shortly after the above mentioned records, I purchased David Bowie's The Man Who Sold the World. So I did have SOME taste.

Still have that record, too.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

DDR: Heavy Planet by Hal Clement

 


This is actually a compendium which includes two novels (Mission of Gravity & Star Light) and 5 short pieces, all of which together comprises The Complete Mesklin Stories of Mr. Clement. I've been meaning to read this for a long time...even started it a couple of times...but this stuff is so OTHER that I realized it would take more bearing down on than I had it in me to give at the time. 

How OTHER is it? Well, the hero is a foot and a half long centipede who lives on a planet where the gravity varies from 2 1/2 times Earth normal to hundreds of times greater. And an Earth day is equal to 80 Mesklin days. So, yeah, it takes a bit of concentration. 

It's 414 pages long, and I'm ready to go Go GO!


Day 1 (DDRD 2,448) July 14, 2024

Read to page 41. Wanted to read mire, but had to stop to watch Caitlin Clark.



Day 2 (DDRD 2,449) July 15, 2024

Read to page 74. These pages contain a lot more words than the THH books, so I'm probably reading at least twice as much... but it's good stuff. My initial awkwardness with the book has completely disappeared, and now I'm just grooving on it.

One moment of "reverse anachronism": the astronaut responds to a question by pulling out a slide rule to do a calculation. Imagine if we were still bound to slide rules.

Whilst poking about on the internet, looking for a picture of Mesklin, I found so many different covers for thus book that I was astonished. How many printings has this book gone through? Well, since this is the 21st century, I'm fairly sure than I can answer that. Hang on for a minute.

And our survey says...31 editions, not including the original magazine publication (over the course of four issues) and translations (19 of them). There are several covers which picture a Mesklinite, the best of which is this:


But since there's no sense of scale, you get the impression that it's a giant monster and not a foot and a half long bug.



Day 3 (DDRD 2,450) July 16, 2024

Read to page 109. Really groovin' on this book now. So much so that I bought another Hal Clement book (Needle) that I saw at Half-Price Books today. Also found out that there's a third Mesklin novel--Close to Critical--in the series. Why wasn't this included in Heavy Planet? Dunno. I'll have a look around for it when I finish Mission of Gravity, but if it proves elusive or expensive, there's this:  https://archive.org/details/isbn_0345245083150/mode/1up.

Or you can read it in its original magazine form, starting with this: https://archive.org/details/sim_astounding-science-fiction_1958-05_61_3/page/n9/mode/1up. 

Then this: https://archive.org/details/sim_astounding-science-fiction_1958-06_61_4/page/93/mode/1up. 

And finally this: https://archive.org/details/sim_astounding-science-fiction_1958-07_61_5/page/99/mode/1up.

Btw, according to Wikipedia, "each Mesklin day is 17.75 minutes long." (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesklin) 



Day 4 (DDRD 2,451) July 17, 2024

Read to page 141...which only leave 23 more pages in this novel, so if I'm going to read Close to Critical (Mesklin #2, according to several semi-reputable sources), I'm going to have to go e-book on it. Which wouldn't be my first choice, but hey, that's what I get for thinking that a Complete Mesklin Stories compendium would include the Complete Mesklin Stories.

And as for this book...well, its quite a thrill ride, then, ennit it?

And since I have an appointment for an oil change later, I might well finish Mission of Gravity today!

I think this is the first time we're given a full-blown picture of the Mesklinites:
"Eight hundred miles is a long walk for a man, and a longer one for a creature only fifteen inches long who has to "walk" by rippling forward caterpillar style...." (142)

ADDENDUM: Read to page 163, The End. Oddly enough,  the ending was a bit rushed, abrupt, even. Maybe because Mr. Clement knew he had a sequel / sequels in the wings? Dunno. But I'm off to Close to Critical mañana.


Day 5 (DDRD 2,452) July 18, 2024




Close to Critical: 184 pages. And judging from that cover art, we're clearly not in Kansas...or Mesklin...anymore. Which makes me wonder why this is considered Mesklin #2. But time will tell. Maybe.

Read to page 41. Still a "gravity problem, but different planet and different " people."



Day 6 (DDRD 2,453) July 19, 2024 

Read to page 76.

More slide rule action. Funny how cutting edge technology becomes ridiculous anachronism, ennit?

And here's another interesting word I've never heard before:

tombolo

tom-buh-loh ]


  1. a sandbar connecting an island to the mainland or to another island.

Word History and Origins

Origin of tombolo

First recorded in 1895–1900; from Italian, from Latin tumulus “mound, swelling”; tumulus

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/tombolo

Public Domain




Day 7 (DDRD 2,454) July 20, 2024 

Read to page 112. Well...less than half of the book to go (78 pages), and I still see ZERO connections between this book and Mission of Gravity. Which is fine, it's just that I can't stop wondering why this is regarded as Mesklin #2.

https://www.goodreads.com/series/78536-mesklin



Day 8 (DDRD 2,455) July 21, 2024 

Read to page 142.



Day 9 (DDRD 2,456) July 22, 2024 

Read to page 175. Which is a mere 15 pages from the end, so...

BTW...I looked up the issues of Astounding Science Fiction in which Close to Critical originally appeared--




and on the first page of each installment there was the credit "Illustrated by van Dongen." The illustrations ranged from competent to pretty awful (here's an example of the latter:

 ).



And I took a little Google to see who this van Dongen feller might be. The first hit that looked likely was Kees van Dongen, so I had a look at him. As soon as I saw an example of his work--I knew not to bark up that 🌳. So I Googled again, and this time came up with Henry Richard Van Dongen. Bingo. No relation to Kees. I kind of like Kees' painting, though, so I felt that this was a nice little canter.

ADDENDUM: Read to page 190. The End.

Y'know...I never really connected with this book, I'm sorry to say. It wasn't bad, and it wasn't work to read it, but it never sucked me in, either. Part of that is no doubt because I was expecting at least some connection with Mission of Gravity...since it was listed as the second book in the Mesklin series. But there was nothing. No characters, no plot elements. Hell, it wasn't even on the same planet. What's up with that? Dunno...but I'm going back to my Heavy Planet compendium now.




Day 10 (DDRD 2,457) July 23, 2024
 

Read to page 195. Feels good to be back in the omnibus...and "Under," which I'm almost finished with, picks up where Mission of Gravity left off. Ahhhh. 😌

Word of the day:

"chela (/ˈkiːlə/) – also called a claw, nipper, or pincer – is a pincer-shaped organ at the end of certain limbs of some arthropods."

Public Domain

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chelae&diffonly=true


So there's that.



Day 11 (DDRD 2,458) July 24, 2024 

Read to page 224.

Finished "Under"--pages 165 to 207, so a pretty substantial short story.

Also finished "Introduction to Lecture Demonstration " and "Lecture Demonstration," the first of which was very brief, the second of which was an interesting little story about surviving a disaster. Next up is Star Light, A REAL sequel to Mission if Gravity, and then it's just "Whirligig World"--whatever that is.

Btw, I just saw that you can get a Kindle edition ofHeavy Planet for a mere $2.99. Definitely worth it, definitely a great deal.




Day 12 (DDRD 2,459) July 25, 2024 

Read to page 254.

"Thanks, Easy." (236, which is the first page of Chapter 2.)

And THAT'S why Close to Critical is considered to be a Part of the Mesklin series. Easy, now all grown up, was Easy Rich, the twelve-year-old girl in CtC. Seems like a pretty thin thread to hang the term "sequel" from. But at least it's SOMEthing.

Speaking of The Essential Hal Clement 3-book set, I found a great deal for Volumes 1 and 2 on Amazon, then found a very nicely priced Volume 3 on Thrift Books, so that was exciting. They listed for $25 apiece when they came out, and they now go for anywhere from a low of around $60 for the set to double that. Mine cost about $40, so I'm feeling good about that, thank you very much.

🎇H✪A✪L✪C✪L✪E✪M✪E✪N✪T🎇






Day 13 (DDRD 2,460) July 26, 2024 

Read to page 284.




Day 14 (DDRD 2,461) July 27, 2024 

Read to page 314. Tomorrow is going to a tricky day, though--leaving for Indianapolis @ 6 am, probably won't be back home until late--so I'm going to put a big dent in tomorrow's thirty as well...just in case.


Read to page 334. That ought to do it.





Day 15 (DDRD 2,462) July 28, 2024 

Read to page 344. Might try for a bit more, but I'm pretty tired, so I wouldn't bet on it.

Whilst in the Indianapolis Children's Museum, I saw this


and of course I thought of Hal Clement.



Day 16 (DDRD 2,463) July 29, 2024 

Read to page 374.

One of the humans thinks about a Mesklinite as a "red-and-black inchworm." (351)  This was the second time (the first being just a page or two earler) for that. Kind of funny that I'm 85% of the way through this omnibus, and this is the first time (so far as my aging brain can discern) that that detail's been given.

"Human ability to judge likelihood, you might call it statistical insight, has always been shaky...even if you skip purely classical examples like Lois Lane." (365)

That's a good one, eh? And here's some more of that ha ha:

"Do you think that man's presence on earth won't be geologically obvious a billion years from now, with looted coal seams and the beer bottle as an index fossil?" (365 to 366) 

ADDENDUM: Went back and read to the end of of Star Light, page 399. And I enjoyed it, for sure, but once again an abrupt fuckin' ending...and no sequel this time. Sigh. Just a few more pages left in the omnibus now. Another sigh.





Day 17 (DDRD 2,464) July 30, 2024 

Read to page 414, The End. "Whirligig World" and "Addendum to 'Whirligig World'" were several miles over my head, but I enjoyed what I could of them. 

Now...what's next?

TBD.