Foods I Will Never Eat

Anything that comes from the sea except fish and crabs.

Any fish that isn't in the shape of a rectangle and breaded.

Any crab that isn't in the form of a hamburger.

Any land meat that isn't from a cow, pig, chicken, or turkey. (And these must bear no resemblance to a living cow, pig, chicken, or turkey.)

Anything that is spicy hot.

Any insect.

Cock flavored soup.