I just wanted to let you know that your latest commercials have accomplished your goal and then some. Not that I really needed convincing, since just driving around Louisville was enough to convince me that the majority of Infiniti drivers were self-absorbed assholes who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves, and who don't mind endangering the lives of others if it means they get to their destination (or even the next red light) ten or fifteen seconds faster. (Speaking of that, have you considered the slogan, "I drive Infiniti, so FUCK YOU"? I'd be glad to discuss terms if you'd like to meet with me reference this copywrited phrase.)
But the commercial showing the dad and two kids tearing through the streets of a city--and even driving in reverse at the end!--so that they can meet up with The Mom who is running a marathon? Brilliant. What better way to say FUCK YOU? Say it with the kids!
And the Steph Curry commercial? The one where his kid draws a "test drive track" that looks like a maze, and then Steph gets in his Infiniti and drives a real life reproduction of said maze? "I'm rich as hell, so I can do stupid shit like this and laugh all the way to the bank. And by the way, FUCK YOU!" Hey, I just noticed that once again you're getting The Kids in on the FUCK YOU. Brilliant.
I can't wait to see how you guys say FUCK YOU next, Infiniti!
Sincerely,
Brother K
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