Beer Me

I'm not much of a beer drinker. In fact, just a week ago I poured three beers down my kitchen drain. They had been sitting in my refrigerator since my #1>0< 's wedding reception . . . and he's been married for 2 3/4ths years. Mmm hmm.

But when you give a beer a label like

. . . well, you just called my name,

and I will most definitely be there. 

And the verdict?

Well, it cost me 204 of today's calories . . . and that's over 11% of my daily intake, so we're talking about a serious investment there. And I will probably keep the can after I wash it out, because it is pretty fucking cool looking, ennit? But I'd have to say in all honesty that Boatswain Heavy Lift Vessel Ale tastes just like beer to me.

And I never really did like beer.

Oh well.

12% . . . so that means I could drink 8 of these and still be under my daily caloric limit, doesn't it? I'll bet they'd taste a whole lot better after the third or fourth one, too. Something to think about.