Aphorism #3 (of 101)

choice

/CHois/

noun

1. 1. 

   the act of pretending to make a rational decision when faced with two or more possibilities, whilst actually submitting one's self to a sub-vocalized (and possibly unconscious) recitation of Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo.

   
   

   
   

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