Attention Shoppers: For your own safety, stay out of the healthy snacks aisle at Target until further notice.

I don't want to alarm you, but I thought you should know how dangerous the food aisles of Target have gotten lately. Here's the evidence from their own website:

http://www.target.com/p/harvest-snaps-calbee-174-lightly-salted-original-green-pea-crips-3-3-oz/-/A-51389467?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=PLA_Grocery+Essentials+Shopping&adgroup=SC_Grocery&LID=700000001170770pgs&network=g&device=c&location=9014248&gclid=CInl94n-s9MCFdgQgQodbvEKlQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

Now, it's possible that-- What? Well, look closer, for the love of Mike. No, no, LOOK. THERE. Sigh.  LOOK!

Lord help us if the stock boys have been stupid enough to put these Pea Crips anywhere near the Blood Oranges.

It could be apocalyptic.