Dear World,
I don't know how to say this. It's about The Orange Man. I know asserting that I didn't vote for him doesn't completely absolve me of culpability (it being, more or less, a democracy here) . . . but I DIDN'T vote for him. And yes, I did vote. None of my friends voted for him, either. But, one way or another . . . and it certainly does look like it's "another," doesn't it? . . . he "won."
And he has embarrassed the United States of America every day since then. Actually since before then. He is a petty, stupid, banal, supercilious man with the intellectual capacity of an anencephalic. He is corrupt, brazen, and callow. He has the moral stamina of a lump of feces.
And I just want you to know that we are doing all that we can to get rid of this cancer on the face of our nation. It's pretty obvious that he has committed several acts of treason, and you'd think that that would be enough, but unfortunately that has not proven to be the case as of this writing. But the wheels of justice do grind slowly.
In the meantime, please accept my sincere apologies for the current situation.
Sincerely,
Brother K.
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