It's been almost a full year since I switched over to DIRECTV, and it has been a looooooong year in many ways. One more year to go, and then I am foe shoah getting another company for my television needs. One of the (many) negatives about the switch to DIRECTV was the fact that One America News Network--which I affectionately refer to as ONAN, for obvious reasons if you know your minor biblical characters--was not offered on DIRECTV.
I do watch CNN, MSNBC, and FOX news in rotation. Usually I watch CNN until they begin to repeat stories (takes twenty minutes or so), MSNBC until the voices become strident and obnoxious (time varies: sometimes it takes an hour or more; if Rachel Maddox is on it takes about four seconds), and FOX until someone says something absolutely ridiculous (usually only takes three minutes, though I have watched Neil Cavuto all the way through his show on occasion, and a lot more of Tucker Carlson than I would have believed possible). And there are some differences, sure. But not enough to make it worth all the flipping around. But ONAN is different. Because most of their anchors are really hot women.
So I've been mourning that loss. But today as I was flipping though the channels I saw . . . could it be? It was! ONAN had returned! I went to the channel and saw
And I said oh oh oh oh oh oh, what a feeling.
The lovely lass is Greta "Feel Free to Tweet Me" Wall, and I am a fan.
Same time tomorrow, Greta.
And ONAN ? Thanks for making America Greta again.
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