Commercials Which Irritate Me For One (Mostly Irrational) Reason or Another: First of a New Ongoing Series

Symbicort

Grandpa is reading the story of the Big Bad Wolf to his grandson, and when he gets to the part about how the BBW huffs and puffs, the g-kid interrupts and says, "Like you do sometimes, Grandpa?"

What a rude little fucker.

I would pay good money if Grandpa would say, "Hey, you smoke for sixty-five years and see if you don't huff and puff, you little sonovabitch. And read your own fucking story!" And then throw the book on the floor and stalk off. Maybe go out onto the porch for a smoke.

Then cue the Symbicort music.

Oh, yeah. That would be good.