I was kind of sort of watching CNN this morning, when I heard the dulcet tones of Kayleigh McEnany's voice and had to stop what I was doing to focus my full attention on the story du jour. It was a woman's rights thing, and Ms. McEnany was pointing out that pro-life women were not allowed to be a part of the Women's March on Washington. And maybe some other stuff as well. I'm not sure, because even though I thought that Ms. McEnany had a valid point, I couldn't help wondering how one gets a job as the Go-To Crazy Person on CNN. Or MSNBC, or FOX, or whatever--they've all got them.
You can go pretty far with that on your resume, I think. Look at Kellyanne Conway. She was all over the tv for awhile there--and her net worth was up to $4 million before the tragic sofa accident wherein she lost her legs--and, concomitantly, her voice.
I want that job. I can do crazy at least as well as any of these blonde women.
Russia, if you're listening, could you please hook me up with the Trump administration so I can start my new career? I am willing to dye my hair if necessary.
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